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Was there ever a morbidly obese dinosaur? Some how I doubt it, but this plush T-Rex is certainly going to be soft and squeezable. I mean, how is he still hunting at this point? Does he roll over his prey like a bowling ball? With those little arms, it would be impossible to get back on your feet if you didn’t have enough momentum while rolling. I know the T-Rex had small arms, but this dude can’t even sensually rub his nipples.
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The water is pouring out of this fish bowl and it looks like your fish will be soon following. Luckily this fish tank is designed to use the spillover to keep the water circulating and the fish are prevented from falling out by a filter. That sense of impending doom should keep those fish in line.
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For some reason the bowling ball is becoming the darling of those producing hand crafted garden decor. There’s something about an old Brunswick that opens up a world of decorative possibilities,whether it’s gluing hundreds of marbles to them in order to create an even bigger ball, or fashioning a giant caterpillar that makes it look like the gumball gods are terrorizing your plants. Whatever the fascination is, you’re probably going to piss off bowling fans.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 23rd-29th, 2009:
Kama Sutra USB Neon Lights: Like advertising for your computer.
Plush Turkey: I hope your Thanksgiving turkey tasted better than this one.
Cookie Misfortune: Fortune cookies for the pessimist.
Super Mario Spin On Coin Candy: 1UP’s your diabetes.
Pee On Urinal Cakes: Pee on America’s enemies with these special urinal cakes.
This spaceship bowl is really two bowls that are very good at their task of holding fruit, vegetables or anything else you want to leave on display. But when they are not acting as bowls they can be stacked on top of one another giving it that spaceship look. Perfect for the food connoisseur with a soft spot for aliens and their conveyances.
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There is nothing fun about public toilets, but the embarrassment of every sound you make in there being heard by all the others currently using the same restroom is an uncomfortable situation at best. The Eco-Otome Toilet Sound Blocker saves you that discomfort by giving you up to 25 seconds of toilet flushing sounds to cover any noise you may be emitting. It isn’t the only product on the market with this functionality, but it’s a little more practical and discreet than one shaped like a rose that seems to applaud your bowel movements.
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Believe it or not, you can beat the recession by flushing your money down the toilet—if you have a toilet bank that is. Prank Place and Outrageous Ventures are back with another toilet-themed gift for you that’s as practical as it is ridiculous. Just place a coin in the bowl and flush your way to financial security. We’re giving away a toilet bank to three lucky readers—all you have to do to enter is send an email to contests@nerdapproved.com with “Help Me Flush My Money Down The Toilet” in the subject line. In the body, make sure to include your shipping information. You can also enter automatically by tweeting this post. Winners will be chosen at random on Monday, November 9th. Good Luck!
Here is a speaker for your MP3 player that you already know how to work. Just connect your MP3 player to the toilet, lift the lid and listen to your choice of songs. The beauty is that when you are done you just unplug it, no flushing needed. The built in Lithium ion battery can be recharged with the included USB cable.
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Much like your parents would offer dessert as a reward for eating your vegetables, the finicky feeder dog bowl trains pets to eat their entire meal by rewarding them with a snack concealed in a chamber at the bottom of the bowl. Rewarding eating with more eating. This is why all of us are so fat.
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Just fill the mold with water and freeze for two days—your patience will be rewarded with an ice cold boob luge for bachelor parties, Superbowl Sunday, family reunions…whatever.
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