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This dry-wipe ceramic Postcard Memo Pad is both fun and Earth friendly. Plus, your friends will appreciate any post card from Boozeville that invites you to partake in a drink or two. By the way, in this case “XXX” doesn’t mean “hugs.” It’s just a subtle hint that the reader should get some moonshine too…or porn.
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This Hercules Toothbrush Holder will tell your loved one that you care enough to get them a gift, but they really need to do something about the morning breath. Maybe they will be so enthralled with the cute little guy they won’t even register the insinuated insult.
If kids were splitting open your skull to store their slobbery toothbrushes, you would be pissed off too.
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Just because you have to take time out of your day to clean up in the shower does not mean you need to be any less productive there. Inspiration can strike any time and the Aqua Notes notepad will be sure you have a way to document those million dollar ideas before they are lost in the bowels of your feeble mind. Useful anywhere you need to make notes but where a normal notepad might turn to mush.
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Just because you aren’t into hunting doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the functional and space saving advantages offered up by a severed deer head. When you have this stag suction cupped to your mirror offering eight points of toothbrush storage and a mouth with an easily accessible tube of Colgate, you’ll understand a hunter’s true motivation.
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Your average bachelor feels that cleaning up after a meal means making sure all the dishes are piled up in the sink. These Brushing Beauties are likely to remind him of his mother and shame him into actually cleaning each one of them.
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Nothing will add flavor to those juicy steaks better than this bull shaped barbecue baster. Just fill the bull up to 4 ounces of your seasoning of choice and brush it right on. The horns give you a better grip and the flat head lets you stand it up when it is not being used.
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The Pocket Brush is a great little gift for that co-worker or relative who has a unique sense of style and a touch of OCD. They can put this brush in their pocket and when they see any dust on their keyboard, they can just pull it out like any other key and start brushing. The shape will fool some into thinking it is just a key while others will be well aware of their personal idiosyncrasies.
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Your bathroom will look like you turned back the clocks when you decorate with the Down On The Farm Bath Accessories. The items shown above are just four of the many available: the old fashioned water pump as a lotion dispenser, the wooden bucket tumbler, the tractor toothbrush holder and the wagon soap dish. This set will make at least one room of your house like an oasis free of any technology.
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Stick one of these spread heads on your tube of Colgate and give your kids all the thrills that come along with watching a plastic head regurgitate toothpaste night after night. But be warned, if you see your tot running to get his toothbrush next time Fluffy spits up a hairball, you can bet they’re thinking that if it comes out of an animal’s mouth, it must be minty and fresh.
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