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It is bad enough that the damn gnome hunters will steal your flamingos, ride local animals in your yard or use your lawn as a launching pad for their rocket adventures, but now they may have gone a little too far. Once they start drinking up all your fine wine it may be time to start getting serious about ridding yourself of gnomes the old fashioned way.
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Forget man—hunting this monstrosity has got to be the most dangerous game of all. Restaurateurs, picture this baby wearing a sombrero, sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt. Now that’s target marketing! An additional wall mounted demon rabbit is pictured after the break.
With all the talk of green alternatives for transportation, maybe you should put this gnome out in your garden to demonstrate a simple earth saving strategy. Riding bunnies may not be the answer to the current woes we have, certainly the bunnies hope not, but at least it shows that the gnomes are working on some new ideas.
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These A Christmas Story-themed Band-Aids are perfect for healing your holiday wounds—unless you shoot your eye out with a bb gun. That would require prompt medical attention. The bandages come in three styles: the pink bunny suit, the Red Ryder BB gun and the fragile leg lamp.
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If you ever wondered why Bugs Bunny was so damn funny then this bottle opener should remove all doubt. The poor little rabbit was perpetually wasted. And you would be too if you had teeth that were made for opening bottles. This Bottle Bunny Opener makes use of those monstrous teeth to make an attractive wall mounted bottle opener that looks less gaudy than the average one.
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If you have to deal with the mundane every day, then your best bet is to make any activity a little more fun. This Rabbit Pepper Grinder is a logical place to start. Putting pepper on a juicy steak may be something you do because of the anticipation of the meal, but grabbing a cute bunny by the ears to do it is just that much more fun. And to keep PETA off my back, you must understand that no actual rabbits are hurt by this activity.
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Every kitchen needs a little color added. The Bunny and Carrot Paper Towel Holder would certainly do that. While much of the bright orange carrot will be covered when a roll of towels is installed, you can still see the top. And the base and bunny are almost fluorescent. He may not be quite as amusing as Bugs Bunny, but he is more fun than your average rabbit.
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I am not sure if I would feel better about giving this as a gift to a small child I may have, or my vegan friend. Either way they will have a piece of furniture that will be unlike that of anyone else ( I just can’t look at this without thinking of Bugs Bunny).
I will warn you that you had best look at the price before you promise it to anyone.
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I don’t know if you would be arrested for dressing up your vehicle in a bunny costume – but you should be. At the very least your car should be taken away from you and smashed.
Car Get-Up costumes are available for $19.89 in Easter, Christmas, and Halloween themes.
The Magic Mushroom and The Incredible Expanding Bunny – sounds like a movie I would love to see.
Actually, these products offer users drug-free ways to hallucinate. If you read the words “drug free” and are still with me, I can tell you that the device works through an optical illusion generated by staring at a psychedelic metal disc spinning clockwise for 20 seconds. After that, you simply stare at the Magic Mushroom or the Bunny and watch them expand before your eyes. If you spin the disk counterclockwise you will see them shrink.
You can pick up an Expanding Bunny or a Magic Mushroom for £3.99 ($8).
