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This White Collar Office Guy will sit on your desk and hold your pen in one hand while he keeps all your business cards organized in his oversized briefcase. See how long you can stand him being around, between always being to work early and wearing a tie he may make you look bad in comparison.
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Without even reading your business card, people will get the sense that you are a force to be reckoned with. Either that, or you have a thing for muscular 1920s strongmen.
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Fred Conlon’s Gnome Be Gone statues have been protecting your gardens and wine, now he is making that same level of protection available to your cubicle. And being an ever vigilant sentry is not his only duty, he will also hold your business cards and a single pen/pencil. Just beware those razor sharp teeth when putting your fingers anywhere near him, I somewhat doubt this guy is OSHA approved.
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If you are looking to draw attention to your business cards, a game of foosball is definitely one way to do it.
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You normally want to share your business cards with visiting professionals but that can lead to unwanted calls and general harassment. The Guillotini Business Card Holder can save you the guilt of not offering people a card, while still making them think twice about taking it. It may not be worth losing a finger to them.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 30th—July 6th 2008:
Cardboard Cat Playhouses: For cats that live for action and danger.
Retro Nintendo Business Card Holders: Pure professionalism.
Lightning Man Letter Opener: This poor bastard was stabbed in the back…by Zeus
Bigfoot Lawn Ornament: Actually, it represents “Tinyfoot,” the most elusive of all mythical creatures.
Alien Warrior Kubrick: 400% more fun than the original.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Show your contacts and potential clients that you are a respected professional that means business with one of these retro NES card holders. The image quality on this product is horrible, but these cases apparently come in Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros, Zelda, Ice Climber or Balloon Fight and Famicom controller versions.
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Today is the day my friends! Celebrate the opening of the new movie by decking out your desktop with some fun and useful prop replica desk accessories from the Indiana Jones movie series. The Ark of the Covenant doubles as a business card holder, the Holy Grail with hold your paperclips and the fertility idol will handle your pens. Sacri-licious! Additional product images after the break.
This miniature Texas Hold’em poker table features a miniature deck of cards, chips, and dealer button – so you can actually play a round or two while at work. If you decide to pick this up, keep in mind that the farsighted and fat fingered make for the easiest prey.
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In the world of clocks, you would be hard-pressed to find a product that’s more unique that Mr. Moody Head.
“Mr. Moody Head makes 125 different faces. Give everyone a “heads up” about your mood. Simply turn the three different head parts until you create just the right face. Head even removes in case you’re not in the mood to show your mood. Features digital LCD clock, business card holder, picture holder, and storage space inside.”
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