It appears that your houseplants have built themselves a mech and are plotting to mobilize against you.
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Get yourself a wine rack with a little more style than the average one. This Cactus Wine Rack will store up to eight bottles with a desert/Southwest feel in a stainless steel rack polished to a mirror finish. Now if you ever get stuck out in a desert you can have fantasies about each cactus holding wine.
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The normal outdoor ashtray for cigarettes is a black, plastic eyesore. The Cactus Butt Bin is much easier to see which means more people will use it. And while you are making your outdoor clean up chores a little easier, you are also adding a bit of desert style. Ideal for any Mexican restaurant, it may be a little odd outside a pizza joint.
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What could make you feel safer than knowing you have two tough cowboy cacti watching over your hangables at night? Your keys, coffee mugs, coats, or whatever else you decide to stick on this 12 1/2″ x 1 3/4″ x 8″ ceramic stoneware wall plaque will be in good hands, unless these highly competitive cacti lose their focus and forget about their guard duties, which is bound to happen since they aren’t alive.
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According to the product page, this back scratcher “moans, groans and giggles with delight as satisfying itching and scratching takes place.” I’ll be that’s the first time sounds of pleasure emanated from something traveling down your pants.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 20th to the 26th 2008:
Trouser Expander: It will attract the shallow women you desire.
Fortune Telling Ear Cleaners: For the bilingual nerd.
Simpsons Power Plant Lava Lamp: Homer spreads radioactive death.
Cactus Buddy Back Scratcher: Not for sensitive skin.
Makin’ Out Game: Like Yahtzee with naked people.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
If you have sensitive skin, the Cactus Buddy back scratcher is not for you. You see, that is an actual Arizona cactus bud (with googly eyes) sitting atop that wooden dowel, so only rugged, leathery types need apply.
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You may never be able to use your penis as a weapon or maintain a 50 to 200 year erection, but Duster D can. These planters are made from scratch, stand 12” tall and also have customizable hair and beard color, clothing, and even tattoos. You can turn Duster D into a stallion with a wang several feet long, or subject him to a life of shame with a pecker that’s less than an inch, all depending on the type of cactus you use. So increase your self-esteem or one-up nature, the choice is yours.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 26th —December 2nd 2007.
Inappropriate Britnery Spears Action Figure: Britney shows us her hot pocket…again
Cock-a-Doodle Memo Pad: Be the Picasso of penises.
Ohms Law Clock: Just in case you need to be reminded of the formulas for power, current, voltage and resistance.
Talking Tongue Bottle Opener: The highest quality sound from a tongue bottle opener to date.
Big Willie: A dancing, hip-hop loving penis.
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
Do you think that catching a football is tough? Try to catch this cactus football. I would think the obvious reaction would be to jump away as soon as you saw those thorns coming at you. Luckily, if you happen to try to catch this thing you will find that the thorns are pliable and soft. And that is far better than picking out cactus thorns for the next hour after making a diving catch.
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