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We know what you’re thinking… “Damn, these cupcakes just won’t taste right until there’s an x-ray of a corset wearing torso sticking out of them”. Rest easy, my friend… Someone with creativity and marketing prowess obviously had the same bizarre craving.
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If you want to use a bride and groom cake topper that your guests will not soon forget, then this 7”x 3” ceramic sculpture is for you. The newly wedded horse man is the perfect way to present your husband as the Stallion he is, while still nailing that rude bastard for his wandering eye. Photos of other bizarre figures are available after the break.
Does your future wife have enough of a sense of humor to allow you to put this on the wedding cake? Not that her marriage is probably one of the biggest events of her life or anything. I am betting that she is looking to turn her tasteful and very expensive wedding into something cheap and tawdry and this would certainly be a good start.
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Don’t just stick the usual bride and groom on top of your wedding cake, the folks over at Thumbprint Kids will make cake toppers from pictures you provide them.
They are not meant to be perfect replicas, but as they say, it will capture your uniqueness. The picture of the sample above includes the groom’s pet iguana as well as a couple of crabs that he has a tattoo of. With wedding costs at stratospheric levels already, what is another $2300 for a basic couple with bouquet? Prices climb with additions.
