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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 6th-12th, 2009:
Billy Bob Bicep Cling: Eliminate road rage.
Walkie Talkie Pens: A cheating convooooy!
Glowing T-Rex: Protects you from (other) monsters.
The Inflatable Turkey: A dinner doppelganger.
Cotton Candy Toothpicks: Approved by nine out of ten carnies.
It’s a Lego, it’s a calculator, it’s all kinds of fun. Although I’d imagine it’s still not enjoyable enough to make people actually want to do math. In today’s world, if you really want to get some interest going, you’d have to create something like a breast shaped calculator that has 24 pressable, problem solving nipples. That would be money in the bank, my friend.
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Is it a tape measurer?
Why, yes it is!
Is it a note pad and a calculator?
Guilty as charged.
Is it a LED flashlight?
You bet.
Why, I would mortgage my house for a miracle, space-age tool like this. How much does it cost?
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If you are out there trying to sell stuff, any little thing can give you an edge. You know the customer will remember you after you whip out your mini briefcase to give them a business card. While you are at it you can use the calculator to show them just how much money you can save them.
You can remove the calculator if you want, then you can fill it up with any type of contraband you choose. No matter what you are carrying, a miniature briefcase is the coolest way to do it.
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Multi-tasking just got a whole lot easier (and more stylish) now that the MoMA store is carrying Naori Miyazaki’s Mobile Calculator. The thin cell phone inspired design looks great and it makes it possible to do your calculations using only one hand. I’m not too thrilled about the display, but it does feature a clock function—which is always useful. Then again, an actual cell phone has all of these functions as well, which makes this entire concept kind of redundant.
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Tired of being shook down for your calculator by the bigger nerds in school? This padlock design calculator will help keep your precious equations safe.
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Uh, last time I checked most cellphones had a calculator built-in. So, you know…wtf. It does have a mirror though—so it is not completely useless.
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The Hillbilly Desk Calculator is ideal for the mathematically challenged. It will save you a ton of time, no more having to take off your shoes and socks to count toes. It will also save your co-workers from having to smell your fungusy feet.
For those on the go the Hillbilly Pocket Calculator has you covered.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 29th-November 4th 2007.
The Crapper: Maybe he should take his pants off before dropping that deuce.
6-Inch Penis Lighter: It REALLY burns when this dude pees.
Royal Flush Teapot: Because tea and gambling are a natural pairing.
Calculator Belt Buckle: For country nerds.
Three Stooges Talking Head Covers: Perfect Christmas gift for any man with a taste for old-timey physical humor.
The last five gadgets are available after the break.
Whether you’re adding up Nascar points or figuring out how many 12 packs of Pabst Blue Ribbon you can buy for a dollar, these Calculator Belt Buckles have you covered. You can even flip the buckle upside down for easy use. Combine with the Equations Shirt for even more of an edge going into your next math test.
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