
Manually tossing cards to your fellow players seems like something that technology could fix. And so it has with the Playing Card Shooter. Just use your thumb to nudge the card forward and the internal foam wheels will grab it and send it flying. You have to know that this is something that Tim Taylor could have turned into a lethal weapon in his effort to upgrade it’s shooting power.
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Fred Conlon’s Gnome Be Gone statues have been protecting your gardens and wine, now he is making that same level of protection available to your cubicle. And being an ever vigilant sentry is not his only duty, he will also hold your business cards and a single pen/pencil. Just beware those razor sharp teeth when putting your fingers anywhere near him, I somewhat doubt this guy is OSHA approved.
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You can have two of the more talented monkeys in the world when you get this desk accessory. One of them is a hard hatted iron worker, the other is obviously the welder. The two of them are carrying a steel beam that is ideal for holding a pen or stack of business cards that will look right at home in your office.
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If you make your living as an assassin, it’s probably not a good idea to distribute business cards with your contact info around town. But hey, that’s just my opinion.
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How do you know when a nerd’s heart is pure? When you get a greeting card with a personalized message in digital font. A nerd can’t lie in LCD, it would be a betrayal of everything they love.
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If the world of SIM cards and portable flash memory is lost on you, these SIMbooks blend old-school data entry with a modern style that will impress your friends at the nursing home and/or anyone you might encounter taking advantage of the Denny’s early bird special. The address book version is pictured after the break.
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After decades of keeping your valuables in a shoebox rather than, say, a safe, someone has latched onto this age old storage device and decided to capitalize on it by adding some special features such as folders, an integral ring binder, and space for CDs, memory sticks, credit cards, foreign currency, keys and anything else you decide is worthy of shoebox level security. But let’s be honest, the only thing that would make stealing this any easier is if you write “thief care package” on it and leave it gift wrapped in your driveway surrounded by getaway cars and stacks of cash.
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This is a deck of cards custom made for poor players. Usually the first player out of the game is just a loser who has to go off and find something else to do, but with this deck, that same player can sit at his seat and build little card town houses from his poor hand.
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