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Yes, I was one of those people. The people that dared to defile a classic Jane Austin novel with zombie mayhem. But, the truth is, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is a hell of a lot more readable than the original. And so your postcards shall be. Indeed, they too have been inflicted with the mysterious plague of the undead.

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This map envelope concept uses an image from Google Maps to pinpoint the exact location of the sender. Amusing, but I can see a whole line of offbeat postcards with this theme. Instead of some picturesque scene, you get a satellite image of the exact location of the crappy convenience store or hotel lobby where you bought it.

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That’s right—LTL prints has the exclusive rights to launch a 77 piece line of wall graphics featuring classic designs from Garbage Pail Kids trading cards. Prices start at $14.95 for laptop-sized graphics to 7-foot tall ‘larger-than-lifesize’ wall graphics, for $149.95.

Chances are, guys that grew up with these in the ’80s probably have wives now that wouldn’t allow this sort of thing in the living room—but if you have your own kids, you might be able to get around that little problem. The first wave of 77 designs are available now with additional sets following monthly starting in February.

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pee_cardIs this good or bad? Send this card and pass the confusion along. By the way, Nice job dodging shame… They make way too big a deal out of it anyway.

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office-guy-briefcase-card-holder

This White Collar Office Guy will sit on your desk and hold your pen in one hand while he keeps all your business cards organized in his oversized briefcase. See how long you can stand him being around, between always being to work early and wearing a tie he may make you look bad in comparison.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 28th-October 4th, 2009:

Hot And Wet Shower Curtain: Be a cover model every morning.

Alligetter LED Tool: Strong jaws for small places.

Perfume Bottle USB Card Reader: Now Available single co-workers may think that you actually care about your hygiene.

Mummies Vs. Vampires Checkers: It is a battle for supremacy in the underworld.

Screaming Flying Granny: Still has some life in her.

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playing-card-shooter

Manually tossing cards to your fellow players seems like something that technology could fix. And so it has with the Playing Card Shooter. Just use your thumb to nudge the card forward and the internal foam wheels will grab it and send it flying. You have to know that this is something that Tim Taylor could have turned into a lethal weapon in his effort to upgrade it’s shooting power.

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gnome-be-gone-business-card-holder

Fred Conlon’s Gnome Be Gone statues have been protecting your gardens and wine, now he is making that same level of protection available to your cubicle. And being an ever vigilant sentry is not his only duty, he will also hold your business cards and a single pen/pencil. Just beware those razor sharp teeth when putting your fingers anywhere near him, I somewhat doubt this guy is OSHA approved.

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construction-monkeys

You can have two of the more talented monkeys in the world when you get this desk accessory. One of them is a hard hatted iron worker, the other is obviously the welder. The two of them are carrying a steel beam that is ideal for holding a pen or stack of business cards that will look right at home in your office.

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throwing star business cards

If you make your living as an assassin, it’s probably not a good idea to distribute business cards with your contact info around town. But hey, that’s just my opinion.

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