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This “Ice Ice Kitty” tray can have up to nine ice kittens suckling at her silicone teats at any given time, so you can rest assured that you’ll always have enough cats to keep your glass of swill cold and watered down, just how you like it. Just make sure you keep filling the the tray so she can give birth to another litter of ice babies…Dad.
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Want your cat to take a dump like a man? Try to accomplish the impossible with this little training seat which has probably been around for awhile, but we still found irresistible. My guess is that Fluffy won’t know that he’s supposed to drop a deuce through that little hole, and your feline toilet seat will sit alone and neglected without ever touching cat ass.
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That’s right, a new product is on the market to help you win the Lotto; and this one is a one-eyed blue cat that comes with it’s own body bag. I don’t know about you, but that dream of sports cars and a mansion on the beach staffed by nude supermodels has never felt more feasible.
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The product page says: “Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig — somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses”. I’d say that looks more like a cat that’s about to rip your face off for putting a dumbass wig on her head and then taking pictures of it.
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The cuteness will draw the crowds, but the major question is how to get them interested in buying experimental rocket pops and ice cream cones covered with cat hair. An additional design is pictured after the break.
Use the mighty jaws on this ugly ass, cape wearing, saxophone playing cat to hold things like keys, toothbrushes or notes.
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What are Chuckle Buddies you ask? Well, Marlin the Monkey and Paul the Pooch do nothing but roll around on the floor laughing hysterically. There is also a cat in the video, but only the monkey and the dog are for sale. So, there is either a third, mysterious Chuckle Buddy out there, or a screwed-up cat is roaming the offices at Baron Bob. Images are available after the break.
What better way to treat your cat than to have it hang out 20 feet above the ground. I guess you could put this in a first floor window, but that takes most of the fun out of it. Beside amusing yourself by picturing your elevated cat, the patio will give your cat a bird’s eye view of what is going on outside as well. Your best bet would be to put the litter box in the outdoor part to keep the odor well away from your house.
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Like cats…a lot? Then maybe you have what it takes to be a crazy cat lady! Put your skills to the test by collecting more cats than you opponent. It’s all of the fun of owning dozens of cats without the ridicule—and the smell.
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