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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:
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Formula One Chair: For living room speed.
Drop Stop: Keeps you from getting stuff caught in your crack.
Carabiner Keychain: Reminds you how much you sucked at Simon.
Iron Man Decal: Applying the Iron Man decal is an exercise in precision.
Remember ThunderCats? Loved ‘em. Had all the action figures. That is until I developed a bad association with the show. For the better part of four years it came on right before I had to leave for Taekwondo class. I hated Takewondo class. When I heard that dumbass theme song, I knew the end was near.
Still, that doesn’t mean that this handmade Lion-O plush isn’t certifiably badass. I don’t know if its worth $20o mind you, but it’s badass nonetheless.
As the product page illustrates, the Instant Beach Ball is the cure for everything. It’s that awesome.
Meeting dragging on a bit too long? Instant Beach Ball! Awkward first date? Instant Beach Ball! Waiting in line at the grocery store? Instant Beach Ball! This colorful 12″ round, vinyl beach ball will turn any boring or uncomfortable situation into a rollicking funfest!
Cancer? Instant Beach Ball? Incarceration? Instant Beach Ball! Too few cats? Inst…er…actually this would be better for that problem.
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Cats—they probably don’t give a damn about you until it’s time for Fancy Feast, but you still go and buy a coffee table with an integrated cat hammock. They really have quite a racket going.
So you have given up on love and decided to spend the rest of your life growing progressively insane in the company of cats. The only problem is that you really need a lot of cats to become a full-fledged crazy cat lady. Bathing with this cat food scented soap will remedy that problem. After a few applications, you will have more feline friends than you will know what to do with. Then you can stop bathing altoghether—until the state comes to condemn your home and haul you away.
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This “Ice Ice Kitty” tray can have up to nine ice kittens suckling at her silicone teats at any given time, so you can rest assured that you’ll always have enough cats to keep your glass of swill cold and watered down, just how you like it. Just make sure you keep filling the the tray so she can give birth to another litter of ice babies…Dad.
Product Page: ($11.99)
Want your cat to take a dump like a man? Try to accomplish the impossible with this little training seat which has probably been around for awhile, but we still found irresistible. My guess is that Fluffy won’t know that he’s supposed to drop a deuce through that little hole, and your feline toilet seat will sit alone and neglected without ever touching cat ass.
Product Page: ($95.64)
That’s right, a new product is on the market to help you win the Lotto; and this one is a one-eyed blue cat that comes with it’s own body bag. I don’t know about you, but that dream of sports cars and a mansion on the beach staffed by nude supermodels has never felt more feasible.
Product Page: ($80)
The product page says: “Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig — somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses”. I’d say that looks more like a cat that’s about to rip your face off for putting a dumbass wig on her head and then taking pictures of it.
Product Page: ($50)
