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These mugs give you a little bit of a Native American flair when used individually, but when combined in one stack they provide you with a miniature, ceramic totem pole. One of the few accessories you can get that liven up the look of your cupboard interior.
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Makes you wonder what archaeologists will think 1,000 years from now when they dig up our ancient civilization and discover tabloid magazines, porn and ceramic finger forks. It’s a good thing we won’t be around to feel that embarrassment.
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Only the greatest origami masters can successfully fold ceramic into a soy sauce-dispensing crane.
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If you asked people whether they would ever be interested in owning a ceramic screaming baby head that they could use as a planter, most would probably say something like: “Of course not, what the hell are you smoking?” But for those who are all about having bizarre shit in their homes, we present this currently sold out piece of botanical weirdness.
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My guess is that these ceramic heads on pillows are intended as some mystical way to achieve pleasant dreams, but their creepiness suggests that placing them in your bedroom would most likely result in nightmares.
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Combine your artistic ability with your thriftiness with the Paint Your Own Pirate Chest Money Box. Make your individual ceramic chest as drab or as colorful as you like with the included paint kit, no oven curing required. You can leave your individualized treasure chest in your room or bury it out back. Just don’t forget to create a map to where it is.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:
M1911 Pistol Shakers: Give you a shot of seasoning.
Rocket Beer Dispenser: Gets you drunk at warp speed.
Beer Ants: These ants get loaded while they work.
Giant Condom Pillow: For naps, storing prophylactics.
Assy McGee Ceramic Walking Anus Detective Bank: From now on, buttholes will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
The Assy McGee Adult Swim animated series about a tough guy detective that just happens to be a walking anus may currently be in limbo, but the character lives on in bank form. From here on out, every butthole you come in contact with will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
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Show that steak you mean BBQ business with these salt and pepper shakers modeled after the legendary M1911 handgun.
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If you are a bit of a pacifist, then this Love Grenade Bank is probably the only grenade you will own. Throw this ceramic weapon and the only thing your target will end up with is the pile of change you have saved in it.
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