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This dry-wipe ceramic Postcard Memo Pad is both fun and Earth friendly. Plus, your friends will appreciate any post card from Boozeville that invites you to partake in a drink or two. By the way, in this case “XXX” doesn’t mean “hugs.” It’s just a subtle hint that the reader should get some moonshine too…or porn.
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As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
This deer head is a pure white ceramic wall vase with one small part missing, his antlers. However you feel his antlers should look on any given day, just find a flower that approximates the look and plant them in the deer’s head. When that look gets old or wilted, jut find a new look.
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Not on the moon mind you—at the bar. This ceramic and pewter space stein commemorates the Apollo 11 mission to the moon with highly detailed reliefs. I’m sure it would be a pleasure to drink out of, but I would hesitate to buy anything from a website that still looks like it was made in the early ’90s.
These mugs give you a little bit of a Native American flair when used individually, but when combined in one stack they provide you with a miniature, ceramic totem pole. One of the few accessories you can get that liven up the look of your cupboard interior.
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Makes you wonder what archaeologists will think 1,000 years from now when they dig up our ancient civilization and discover tabloid magazines, porn and ceramic finger forks. It’s a good thing we won’t be around to feel that embarrassment.
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Only the greatest origami masters can successfully fold ceramic into a soy sauce-dispensing crane.
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If you asked people whether they would ever be interested in owning a ceramic screaming baby head that they could use as a planter, most would probably say something like: “Of course not, what the hell are you smoking?” But for those who are all about having bizarre shit in their homes, we present this currently sold out piece of botanical weirdness.
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My guess is that these ceramic heads on pillows are intended as some mystical way to achieve pleasant dreams, but their creepiness suggests that placing them in your bedroom would most likely result in nightmares.
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Combine your artistic ability with your thriftiness with the Paint Your Own Pirate Chest Money Box. Make your individual ceramic chest as drab or as colorful as you like with the included paint kit, no oven curing required. You can leave your individualized treasure chest in your room or bury it out back. Just don’t forget to create a map to where it is.
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