I just read some trivia about Elvis which claimed that while he was still young and thin, he was able to eat 8 deluxe cheeseburgers, 2 BLTs and three milkshakes in a single sitting. Therefore it’s only natural that he would appear on this vintage turntable cookie jar to woo your stash of Chips Ahoy… He would have wanted it that way. An additional Beatles themed jar is pictured after the break.
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If the Hamburglar could afford to buy a rug, this cheeseburger-shaped version would certainly be the one he would choose. Unfortunately, stealing burgers from children does not generate much income, so the Hamburglar is forced to live on the street—freebasing condiments to get a quick fix. Tragic.
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With a realistic looking sesame seed bun, this Cheeseburger CD Case is a classy way to tote all that music around. It will hold up to 24 of your CD’s without cases. It is also a good security case. If you leave it sitting on the front seat of your car, a curious thief may just think you weren’t hungry rather than see it as a prize to be stolen. It could save your music collection as well as a side window making it well worth the price.
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The pens in this set are authentic replicas of a human artery—right down to the heart-stopping plaque. Each pen features one healthy artery and one clogged artery to remind you that your doom could be only one bacon cheeseburger away.
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Just in case you missed it, here are some of the nerdiest of the Nerd Approved gadgets this week.
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
Cheeseburger Vacuum: We love stuff that looks like other stuff, especially when it’s stupid as hell.
Elephant Butt Cigarette Dispenser: You are definitely in flavor country with this gadget.
Musical Furniture: Furniture that you can play like a xylophone – definitely a fantastic concept.
Spikey Drink Stopper: Cheap plastic device for preventing scumbags from drugging your drink.
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The Diner Dirt Buster is a powerful tabletop vacuum shaped like a cheeseburger – pure and simple.
As you might imagine, a cheeseburger vacuum has a myriad of uses – ranging from lifting those stubborn Cheetos crumbs off your shirt to cleaning up your grandparents while they sleep.
Plus, at only £9.95 ($20), it’s a real bargain.
