Try licking any other light switch in your house. This version melts in your mouth, not the other way around.
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Putting these Hershey’s Kiss-shaped CD holders on your desk gives you a stand to keep your CD’s from getting scratched. They are also likely to be snatched up by every chocolate fiend in your office.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 11th-17th, 2010:
Giant Inflatable D20: The D&D nerd’s beach ball.
Magnetic, Floating LED Display: Puts your beer on a pedestal.
Creepsicles / Evil Icecream / Ice Clown: This ice cream is made with pure sugar…and evil.
Resin Bathing Couple Cellphone/Gadget Holder: A bathtub threesome between two matches and your cellphone.
1.0″ LCD Guitar Shaped Car MP3 Player FM Transmitter: Let a guitar bring music to your car.
The answer is yes…if you pulled that piece of chocolate out of a skunks ass. Seriously, there is a very distinct skunky smell to this supposedly chocolate-scented solar calculator. It’s really small too—even compared to a mass-produced, cost-cut candy bar in 2010.
This silicon chocolate trivet will keep your counters safe from any hot pot you want to put on it. Unlike your typical chocolate bar, this one will create no mess when heated up, but the constant reminder of chocolaty goodness could result in a few extra pounds for you.
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Finding a piece of art that is also functional is not easy, but this Melting Ice Bucket covers both requirements. You know it is fine art because it will cost you a bundle. Just in case you have no money left to buy any actual champagne, the set includes a fake bottle of Dom Ruinart champagne filled with water.
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Stuffing chocolate coins inside Super Mario question mark tin boxes seems like a natural merchandising decision. A good way for Nintendo to make a quick buck. Try explaining that to the gaming nerd that instinctively collects as many coins as possible after the doctors take his foot. I smell a lawsuit.
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This “forest gump” table set proves that much like life, salt and pepper shakers are also like a box of chocolates. One minute you’re blissfully unaware that two thermoplastic resin trees and a boar filled with toothpicks even existed. Then you spot this product, and all of a sudden you’re filled with an unquenchable desire to turn your dinner table into a functional wildlife diorama, and your wallet instantly becomes $53 lighter…That’s how they getcha.
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Three tastes that taste great together in one simple breakfast mix: pancakes, chocolate and bacon. No need to fry up bacon, cook chocolate chip cookies and make pancakes to enjoy all three, although if you are like me you would probably be fine with that as long as someone else was doing the work.
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This Chocolate Cigarette Case will provide crush protection for you cigarettes as well as hide your nasty smoking habit from those who disapprove. It also offers a sweet chocolate scent. I have no idea why I would want to sniff anything that just came out of somebody’s pocket, I guess every additional feature you can add to a product is another potential sale.
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