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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 4th-10th, 2009:
Wolverine Golf Club Headcover: Wolverine laughs at your weak little titanium driver.
Kool-Light-O-Scope: Make your pool trippy.
BBQ Sword Spatula: On guard, dead pig!
Exorcist Possessed Regan Figure With Electronic Spinning Head: No doubt the greatest technological advancement of our time.
Crayon Dog Sculpture: Hmmm…new car or crayon dog?
Drinking beer 12 ounces at a time is for wusses. If you want to drink the right way, get yourself a Chug Mug. It holds about 60 ounces of beer and will let you know just how manly you are by how much you can chug. They certainly don’t make it easy on you, you need to get 40 ounces down before you can even be respectable. If you get 50 down you will achieve the badass status you have been dreaming of.
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The beauty of this beer mug is that it makes no difference what it is for or how you got it. All that matters is that you have a trophy and it holds 64 ounces of beer. And if you can chug this entire mug then you do deserve a beer drinking trophy.
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Since this is the only area of a woman you look at anyway, you might as well oggle these resin breasts and save yourself from all those slaps and drinks in the face.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 10th-16th 2008:
Bruce Lee Statue: Bruce’s statue is 6ft of idealized fury.
Cup of Tantalus: Get your name removed from every invite list for the rest of time.
Darth Vader Christmas Waterglobe: Santa Vader knows who has been naughty and nice.
Headphone Monkey Shower Curtain: Prepare for unflattering assessments of your naked body.
Giant Rubber Band: A 6ft. rubber band requires an iron will.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
You know how difficult it is to get people to drink on a weekend. This drink making kit will have even the teetotalers knocking a few back. All you have to do is to stick the various parts of the mixing machine onto a refrigerator, tile wall or window in any way you choose. Then pour a few mixers into the top and watch them makes their way down to the bottom, like a marble run with vodka. Open the tap to get yourself some of whatever concoction you just made so that the next person has a chance to play.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 2nd to June 8th 2008:
Duct Tape Roses: Even mechanics will get misty.
Portable Humidifier: Just insert a standard water bottle.
Chug a Lug LED Bottle Opener: It takes the thinkin’ out of drinkin’.
Frank Farter Dog: This tighty whitey wearing dog will sing for you…with his butt.
Mathmos Revolution: The dead rise from the grave to haunt your candle holder.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Well damn, I was just going to casually sip my beer—but my bottle opener told me to chug it. I must obey.
The Chug a Lug LED bottle opener determines your drinking fate with lights that randomly select your next move after a bottle is opened. It even features a charming “glug glug” sound to egg you on.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 7th—13th 2008:
Potty Monkey: Make a monkey’s bladder explode for shits and giggles.
Simpsons Remote Contol Holder: Homer will stand guard over your remotes.
Hal the Dancing Robot Hamster: Apparently he has a thing for Styx.
Beer Mug Lamp: Now with hypnotic pouring action!
Movie Camera Lamp: It brings Hollywood to your desktop.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Duffman: Duff energy drink! It’s the mug that won’t get you drunk when you chug! Duffman is confused. Oooh yeah?
Flaming Moe pictured after the break…
