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The DuraCoat Glock Gun Lady Swat Digital will go great with your purse, and the pink Jesus fish on the grip means you are instantly absolved from sin when you bust a cap in that chick that tried to hit on your man at the church social.
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Bingo may bring old people and church halls to mind. That is why the Talking Pirate Bingo game is so important. It takes what can be a simple way to kill time while playing a game that requires essentially no thought and makes it cool for all ages. Plus you get a number of sound effects including – Cannon blast sound with the cannon, coins dropping on a table for pieces of eight, parrot squawk with the parrot, metal sword clashing with the cutlass,creaky boards and water splashing sound for the gangplank.
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Hit the Jackpot City birdhouse casino on Saturday night, then church on Sunday. All of the gambling, drinking and bird prostitutes are forgiven.
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Maybe making their home in a church will give those heathen birds a little morality. The first thing they need to do is learn how to avoid my car when they are relieving themselves mid-flight. At least they will have to think about when they are nesting in the lord’s house.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 11th to the 17th 2008:.
Beijing Olympic Torch Replica: A limited edition of 200,000.
Dick Vitale Alarm Clock: It’s annoying baby!
Olympic Bird’s Nest Ashtray and Cigarette Lighter Combo: Like a small scale pollution model.
Cigar Pillows: Naptime with Robustos, Presidentes and Churchills.
The Chicken and Egg Race: Who will come in first?
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Use these Cigar-shaped pillows to add decorative touch to your smoke room, den, or office. Basically, anywhere your wife will not be spending much time—because there is no way she would stand for this in the living room.
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Church doesn’t have to be all about atonement. Splash on some Perfumes of the Bible and prepare for some sinning later on. All those other congregants will appreciate some Frankincense or Myrrh aroma. If there is one time this may get you some action it is probably on Sunday morning.
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With the press of a button on the Autobot Keychain Light you can display the Autobot logo on any surface “when there is minimal competing light.” Apparently, that means that you will not be able to see the logo unless the room is completely dark. Too bad, you could have fun with something like this at work, school, or church.
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When you are tired of destroying opponents in games like Risk, Monopoly and Battleship, pull out your Bibleopoly game. You win by building your church by cooperating with other players. You may not achieve sainthood, but it may just get you a few bonus points with the big guy.
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A company called Innovations Extreme is taking the old fashioned tent and kicking it up a few notches by providing such things as inflatable churches, pubs, nightclubs etc.
The designs are fairly elaborate, as you can see from the following church photos:
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