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animal-coasters

These spilled drink style coasters teach you a simple lesson about cleanliness— the filth you live in is ideal for all sorts of critters. You may not even notice a few small insects, but when you start attracting animals as large as crocodiles, ducks, frogs and turtles, it may be time to pick up a bit. Additional pictures after the break.

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vader-coasters

Darth Vader’s ultimate goal was always galactic domination. Since that dream was squashed by Luke and his cohorts he has been forced to accept the demeaning job of helping the galaxy by keeping tables safe from water rings.

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melting-ice-bucket

Finding a piece of art that is also functional is not easy, but this Melting Ice Bucket covers both requirements. You know it is fine art because it will cost you a bundle. Just in case you have no money left to buy any actual champagne, the set includes a fake bottle of Dom Ruinart champagne filled with water.

Product Page ($8,800)

hand-coasters

Take the Hand Coaster’s words of  “Put it there, pal” to mean either a friendly greeting like a handshake or a direction on where to put their drink. Either way it should make the user happy.

Product Page ($24)

outside-in-grass-coasters

Your video games probably keep you pretty busy, so these bring a little bit of the outdoors to your indoor activities with these grass coasters. And since this is artificial grass, no drought in the world is going to take their happy green color away from you. Just don’t mention to anny potential user that you throw them on the ground and use them to get the feel of grass between your toes.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 10th-16th, 2009:

1.3 Mega USB Live WebCam Camera: Angel, Baby, Pinocchio, Witch, Webcam.

The Bird Flying Finger Kite:
This flying bird flips and offends.

Funny Black Ink Ball Pen: A pen with boobie dreadlocks is a fine writing instrument.

Dexter Coasters: For killer drinks.

Polaroid Style Snap Frames: People 20 and up will probably be the only ones who remember this film.

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dexter coasters

Modeled after Dexter’s blood trophy collection, these coasters are the perfect companion to a killer drink.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 27th-August 2nd, 2009:

Tile Coaster: What do ya’ know? It’s a dancing drug test on a coaster.

Stunning Aliens M14A Hero Pulse Rifle Replica: Apparently, the most accurate replica ever produced.

Toothpaste Heads: Toothpaste puking fun with Oscar & Pete.

Dog Food For Humans: Kooky chew dog food for humans.

Shark Week Postage Stamps: A marketing attack can come from anywhere—including the mail.

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drug test coaster

Thanks to the dancing bottle of pee on this coaster, I am protecting my coffee table and learning that I too can get same day test results.

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stargate-coasters

Set your drink on these miniature versions of a stargate and hope that they stay in your current world. The last thing you need is to lose a mixed drink every time you put it down on a coaster. Luckily their event horizon is permanently fixed making them great for avoiding water rings on expensive tables. The blue rippled surface gives them a very authentic stargate look.

Product Page (£27.99, about $42, available June 30)