
These spilled drink style coasters teach you a simple lesson about cleanliness— the filth you live in is ideal for all sorts of critters. You may not even notice a few small insects, but when you start attracting animals as large as crocodiles, ducks, frogs and turtles, it may be time to pick up a bit. Additional pictures after the break.
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Darth Vader’s ultimate goal was always galactic domination. Since that dream was squashed by Luke and his cohorts he has been forced to accept the demeaning job of helping the galaxy by keeping tables safe from water rings.
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Finding a piece of art that is also functional is not easy, but this Melting Ice Bucket covers both requirements. You know it is fine art because it will cost you a bundle. Just in case you have no money left to buy any actual champagne, the set includes a fake bottle of Dom Ruinart champagne filled with water.
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Take the Hand Coaster’s words of “Put it there, pal” to mean either a friendly greeting like a handshake or a direction on where to put their drink. Either way it should make the user happy.
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Your video games probably keep you pretty busy, so these bring a little bit of the outdoors to your indoor activities with these grass coasters. And since this is artificial grass, no drought in the world is going to take their happy green color away from you. Just don’t mention to anny potential user that you throw them on the ground and use them to get the feel of grass between your toes.
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Modeled after Dexter’s blood trophy collection, these coasters are the perfect companion to a killer drink.
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Thanks to the dancing bottle of pee on this coaster, I am protecting my coffee table and learning that I too can get same day test results.
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Set your drink on these miniature versions of a stargate and hope that they stay in your current world. The last thing you need is to lose a mixed drink every time you put it down on a coaster. Luckily their event horizon is permanently fixed making them great for avoiding water rings on expensive tables. The blue rippled surface gives them a very authentic stargate look.
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