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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 18th-24th, 2010:

Contest: Enter to win Garbage Pail Kids laptop and wall graphics!

R/C Bomb: For mini air raids.

Performance Book Caddy: Reading and outdoor cycling together at last.

Map2: The world’s most high tech paper map.

Safari Photo Shoot: Go on a safari photo shoot in the safety of your own home.

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undercover-coat-hook

These Undercover Coat Hooks may be the only way to get anyone in your household to consistently hang their coats up. No need to tell them that the cameras don’t actually function though. If they think there is any chance of being spied on they will be sure to keep them covered up.

Product Page (TBA) shown in 2010 Product Catalogue (PDF)

claude-coat-hook

No one will know whether these hammer shaped coat hooks were placed into the wall on purpose or just a result of your hitting your thumb one too many times. In the end it makes no real difference, those hammers that are stuck in the wall are positioned perfectly to accept any manner of hanging goods.

Product Page (£12.00, about $19)

gunhook

Nobody will question your dedication to firepower when you come home and hang your coat, hat or bandoleer on a resin gunhook. And although the unmanly colors suggest that they were dipped in Paas Easter egg dye at some point, you can be sure that guests would have to have some large balls or no brain to bring it up.

Product Page: (1,600 Yen, or about $17)

paperclip-coat-hook

At 11-inches long, this clip is less about paper than it is about securing coats and bags. Just imagine what a gigantic McGyver could do with this.

Product Page (£9 or $14)

hooktastic

Neither piece of the shark sticking out of your wall is a trophy from a fishing trip. It is just your sick sense of humor fashioned as a coat hook. The little morsel that is sticking out of the shark’s mouth just gives you two additional mini hooks for any hanging need you may have. You probably have a better chance of getting everyone in the house to use a coat hook if you have one as fun as this.

Product Page ($44)

mathematics-hooks

Needless to say, you have to be a balls out math dork to apply these add, subtract, multiply and divide suction cup hooks to you wall.

Product Page ($1.49)

wall-coatpeg-artificial-2

Those are not nails pounded into the wall, though they are made to look exactly like them. They are actually coat hooks that include a screw base for solid mounting. A rustic look with a design to let them be used on any wall without requiring a stud to hold it.

Product Page (£18.60, about $27)

2d-to-3d-coat-tree

In a display of art that would have gotten you condemned as a witch 400 years ago, this “2D to 3D” coat tree allows you to hang your wearables on a wall graphic adorned with hidden hardware to create the magic.  Perfect for a rat’s nest that can’t hold another piece of furniture, and those with a chronic fear of the third dimension. The only drawback: at $109 you’re probably better off whipping out a Sharpie and going to town on one of your walls.

Product Page: ($109)

hang-on-chair-hanger

When you get home you know you shouldn’t leave your crap lying around on Mom and Dad’s furniture, how many times have they warned you? But since you have to maintain your reputation as a jaded ass, you can’t just give in to those demands willy nilly. After all, that would compromise your image, and we just can’t have that. In the spirit of harmony, we offer these chair coat hooks as a solution. You can use these and still technically be leaving your garbage on a chair, keeping your rebel status intact and your parent’s furniture junk free. Now everyone’s a winner. 

Product Page: (18.00 €, or about $23)