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Nobody will question your dedication to firepower when you come home and hang your coat, hat or bandoleer on a resin gunhook. And although the unmanly colors suggest that they were dipped in Paas Easter egg dye at some point, you can be sure that guests would have to have some large balls or no brain to bring it up.
Product Page: (1,600 Yen, or about $17)
At 11-inches long, this clip is less about paper than it is about securing coats and bags. Just imagine what a gigantic McGyver could do with this.
Product Page (£9 or $14)
Neither piece of the shark sticking out of your wall is a trophy from a fishing trip. It is just your sick sense of humor fashioned as a coat hook. The little morsel that is sticking out of the shark’s mouth just gives you two additional mini hooks for any hanging need you may have. You probably have a better chance of getting everyone in the house to use a coat hook if you have one as fun as this.
Product Page ($44)
Needless to say, you have to be a balls out math dork to apply these add, subtract, multiply and divide suction cup hooks to you wall.
Product Page ($1.49)
Those are not nails pounded into the wall, though they are made to look exactly like them. They are actually coat hooks that include a screw base for solid mounting. A rustic look with a design to let them be used on any wall without requiring a stud to hold it.
Product Page (£18.60, about $27)
In a display of art that would have gotten you condemned as a witch 400 years ago, this “2D to 3D” coat tree allows you to hang your wearables on a wall graphic adorned with hidden hardware to create the magic. Perfect for a rat’s nest that can’t hold another piece of furniture, and those with a chronic fear of the third dimension. The only drawback: at $109 you’re probably better off whipping out a Sharpie and going to town on one of your walls.
Product Page: ($109)
When you get home you know you shouldn’t leave your crap lying around on Mom and Dad’s furniture, how many times have they warned you? But since you have to maintain your reputation as a jaded ass, you can’t just give in to those demands willy nilly. After all, that would compromise your image, and we just can’t have that. In the spirit of harmony, we offer these chair coat hooks as a solution. You can use these and still technically be leaving your garbage on a chair, keeping your rebel status intact and your parent’s furniture junk free. Now everyone’s a winner.
Product Page: (18.00 €, or about $23)
Spread the industrial look around your place and harness the hanging power of pipes without the threat of leaks or flooding with these “Pipe Rack Series” coat racks. These powder coated copper pipes feature four hooks made from brass fittings and measure 10cm x 82.5cm x 10cm. Now when you have 50 lbs of coats, hats and purses your exposed pipes won’t be able to mock you from the ceiling. Who’s laughing now you bastards?
Product Page: (£74.95 or about $108 each)
En Suspend is a stylish, contemporary clock that doubles as a coat hanger. Lining a few of them up in a hallway with times set to different cities around the world would actually be a very cool (and functional) look. An additional image is available after the break.
Does this look like a tame coat hook to you, or more like an athlete shish kabob? On the plus side it looks like it could double as a backup foosball control.
Product Page: ($199)
