A game of “catch the polar bear head” with your father is one of those childhood moments you will always cherish. And, to make things easier, the head sticks to the paw gloves when you catch it.
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You always read about how people began their million dollar business by a simple business plan they wrote down on a cocktail napkin. Presumably because they were broke and drinking, but that is not the point. The point is that you can quadruple your chances of having a great idea of your own if you already have the Napkin Sketchbook. No need to wait for divine intervention, you can force the issue a bit by giving you the tools that others have come upon accidentally.
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Makes you wonder what archaeologists will think 1,000 years from now when they dig up our ancient civilization and discover tabloid magazines, porn and ceramic finger forks. It’s a good thing we won’t be around to feel that embarrassment.
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This is ridiculous. Shrimp can’t be massage therapists. Even if they didn’t dig into your flesh with their claws, all of their clients would want to take them into the sauna with some cocktail sauce.
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This digital candy gum features fruity DVD, digital camera, portable gaming and keyboard/mouse flavors. My guess is that the ingredients and nutrition facts probably aren’t much different than the actual gadgets.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 3rd-9th, 2009:
RX Cocktail Shaker: Will cure what ails you.
Light Bulb Flask Keychain: Won’t give you any bright ideas.
The Recordable Megaphone: Preserves your delicate vocal cords.
Beer Can Shift Knob: Puts class in park.
Geek Glasses: LOL…I’m drunk.
It may look like a large pill bottle, but this unique container is actually a cocktail shaker. Either way, the medicine inside will cure what ails you. It may also have some nasty side effects as you can see in the gallery after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:
M1911 Pistol Shakers: Give you a shot of seasoning.
Rocket Beer Dispenser: Gets you drunk at warp speed.
Beer Ants: These ants get loaded while they work.
Giant Condom Pillow: For naps, storing prophylactics.
Assy McGee Ceramic Walking Anus Detective Bank: From now on, buttholes will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
Imagine throwing around a spongy Nerf football filled with liquor. On a hot day at the beach you could simply crack it open when you want a sip of a cold, alcoholic drink. Basically, that is the experience that this new football cocktail shaker delivers. Just pour in your favorite concoction and toss it around with your buddies until it is well mixed.
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What you usually end up with at a cocktail party is a bunch of drinks that look alike. You can’t tell the difference between a gin and tonic or a vodka tonic without sticking your nose in it or taking a sip. To make everything a bit easier these combination drink stirrers and ice cubes will let you know at a glance which liquor is in that glass (until the ice melts, that is).
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