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Only a spy would have passports for the US, Russia, UK and Australia. That’s right—Australia. You may not know it but the whole country is teaming with robot koalas and undercover agents that look like Paul Hogan. Of course, since you aren’t a spy, these passports are really only fancy notebooks.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 4th-10th, 2010:
Endless Time LED Grandfather Clock: Is endlessly tacky.
The Gas Guard: Like a bib for your car.
Vlad “The Impaler” Dracula Premium Format Action Figure: One of the real-life inspirations behind Bram Stoker’s Dracula… In action figure form.
Fossilized Dinosaur Poop: Helps educate young minds.
Tiger Woods Brand Condoms: Cover up your Driver.
The true mixed drink aficionado will appreciate being able to stir his favorite concoction with a mixed drink on a stick. Whether it is a fruity, girlie-man drink or a chilled shot of whiskey, there is a swizzle stick for any occasion. See the whole set of 10 swizzle sticks in action after the break.
As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
A game of “catch the polar bear head” with your father is one of those childhood moments you will always cherish. And, to make things easier, the head sticks to the paw gloves when you catch it.
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You always read about how people began their million dollar business by a simple business plan they wrote down on a cocktail napkin. Presumably because they were broke and drinking, but that is not the point. The point is that you can quadruple your chances of having a great idea of your own if you already have the Napkin Sketchbook. No need to wait for divine intervention, you can force the issue a bit by giving you the tools that others have come upon accidentally.
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Makes you wonder what archaeologists will think 1,000 years from now when they dig up our ancient civilization and discover tabloid magazines, porn and ceramic finger forks. It’s a good thing we won’t be around to feel that embarrassment.
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This is ridiculous. Shrimp can’t be massage therapists. Even if they didn’t dig into your flesh with their claws, all of their clients would want to take them into the sauna with some cocktail sauce.
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This digital candy gum features fruity DVD, digital camera, portable gaming and keyboard/mouse flavors. My guess is that the ingredients and nutrition facts probably aren’t much different than the actual gadgets.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 3rd-9th, 2009:
RX Cocktail Shaker: Will cure what ails you.
Light Bulb Flask Keychain: Won’t give you any bright ideas.
The Recordable Megaphone: Preserves your delicate vocal cords.
Beer Can Shift Knob: Puts class in park.
Geek Glasses: LOL…I’m drunk.
