Yeah, it has memory all right…terrifying memories that will keep you up at night. I recall seeing someone develop a computer mouse out of an actual mouse before, but this one is even creepier with red LED eyes that light up with each data transfer.
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As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 21st-27th, 2009:
Shoe Horn Garden Pot: Grows a useful gadget.
Crazy Monkey: Get your hands off this monkey’s banana.
Motion-Activated Traffic Light Dog Toy: Red means stop chewing on my stuff.
Flickin’ Chicken: It’s like horsehoes, but with chicken choking.
USB Cannon Speaker: Blasts out the music.
The dreaded blue screen of death. If only you could hurl that computer down a flight of stairs. It’s not quite a satisfying, but the next best thing is undoubtedly squeezing this oversized “Beat It Up” BSOD stress toy. Of course, if your PC is as ancient as the one depicted, you might want to go ahead and toss that instead. The stress toy is probably more valuable.
The Bonsai Forest offers you a miniature tree grove for your indoor enjoyment. The miniature trees are actually descended from the redwoods, but their small size and colors that change with the seasons make them a whole different experience. Now, even if you spend all your days indoors staring at a computer screen you can tell the changing of the seasons by the changing needle colors. Forget the individual Bonsai trees, a forest is much more enjoyable.
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Using the code “NERD”at checkout, all Nerd Approved readers will get 20% off their total order from GreatBigStuff.com. That means discounts on hilariously oversized items like this giant chess “knight light”, computer keyboard chairs, giant lego blocks and giant earbud speakers. Better hurry though, the offer expires after December 21st.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 23rd-29th, 2009:
Kama Sutra USB Neon Lights: Like advertising for your computer.
Plush Turkey: I hope your Thanksgiving turkey tasted better than this one.
Cookie Misfortune: Fortune cookies for the pessimist.
Super Mario Spin On Coin Candy: 1UP’s your diabetes.
Pee On Urinal Cakes: Pee on America’s enemies with these special urinal cakes.
Much like a bar would use neon lights to remind patrons about the kind of beers that are being served, these USB-powered kama sutra neon lights advertise the number one function of the internet. The function that keeps you coming back, time and time again.
This mouse pad not only offers the therapeutic value of it’s warmth and humidity, it also offers you a way to add up to 2 USB devices to your computer.
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From Fashionably Geek: Want to become internet famous by discovering the next big meme? Consult the spirit of the internets with this computer-themed Ouija board shirt. Here’s how it works: put the shirt on a table and place a wireless mouse on the board. Place your hand on the mouse and ask the internets a question—like “what is going to be the next big internet phenomenon?” The power of the internets will guide your hand and spell out the answer in lolcat. If you can decipher the meaning, you are well on your way to internet fame and fortune.
