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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:
Weekend Contest: Win one of four toilet coffee mugs.
Cable Monkey: Loves your cords.
Screaming Condom USB Flash Drive: Has no additional protection.
Polar Bear Toss Catch Game: Let’s toss the old polar bear head around.
Simpsons Water Dispenser: Features a 3-eyed fish flavor.
Remember Screamy from the other day? Apparently there is a flash drive version…and now he is a condom. A screaming condom. Now you might think that a USB flash drive with a condom theme would offer you some additional protection, but this one has no additional security features at all. Additional photos are available after the break.
What happens when some innovative soul looks past the history associated with these helmets and instead explores their potential as pieces of functional art? Well, in this case we get a styled 12th century helm trash can that we can toss our shit into. What other garbage collecting device can give your home a Middle Ages vibe and allow you to say “Here’s what I think of your f*cking Crusades!” with every condom wrapper and beer bottle you chuck into it?
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Everyone is getting hit by the economy of today. It is times like these that you need to really cut back. The Credit Crunch Survival Kit will allow you to be as thrifty as humanly possible. If the mini pint glass and tiny roll of toilet paper don’t save you much money, surely the condom puncture repair patches will. The included luxury die will let chance decide which of life’s extras you will be able to enjoy on any particular day.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 8th-14th 2009:
Chair Socks: The 1970’s flatter your furniture.
Magic Fingers: Protects your car door.
Orange Mutant Boy: Reads on toilet, nods approvingly.
Trout Cowboys:Dr. Strangelove gets even stranger.
Colorblock Note Cube: Bears a funny resemblance to a device invented by Mr. Rubik.
Toothpick holders in restaurants make sense, but where might a toothpick holder in a condom-shaped case be appropriate? What kind of weirdness is going on there?
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:
M1911 Pistol Shakers: Give you a shot of seasoning.
Rocket Beer Dispenser: Gets you drunk at warp speed.
Beer Ants: These ants get loaded while they work.
Giant Condom Pillow: For naps, storing prophylactics.
Assy McGee Ceramic Walking Anus Detective Bank: From now on, buttholes will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
I’ve got to hand it to the person that makes these condom pillows by hand—the attention to detail is extraordinary. Not only does it look like a condom wrapper on the outside, the inside features a “happy condom” hand-printed pattern and two pockets—one as a storage area for actual condoms, and the other for an oversized fabric novelty condom. Maybe, in time, she will consider a ribbed version for massaging my back. Hit the jump for a gallery of images.
Any man that is dating a woman less than half his age is both a little creepy and very lucky. He may as well play up the difference and use these Dinosaur Condoms. She will recall dinosaurs from her recent days in high school but will probably not be bright enough to associate this dinosaur with the one she is dating. She also probably won’t notice the writing on the package that says “Product may be used during intercourse although there is no guarantee that it will prevent pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases“.
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Remember those rear window signs for cars that read “Baby on Board?” What about those people who love having sex in the car, but would rather not make a baby while on board? That’s where these special car signs come in. Each features a hidden condom compartment that keeps you prepared for any adventures in the back seat.
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