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A dry bird will ruin Thanksgiving. Your mother in law will make some sort of crack about your cooking skills, you’ve had a few so you call her a bitch, and it’s all fists, hair pulling and tears from there on out. One turkey-shaped turkey baster could have avoided everything.
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I just read some trivia about Elvis which claimed that while he was still young and thin, he was able to eat 8 deluxe cheeseburgers, 2 BLTs and three milkshakes in a single sitting. Therefore it’s only natural that he would appear on this vintage turntable cookie jar to woo your stash of Chips Ahoy… He would have wanted it that way. An additional Beatles themed jar is pictured after the break.
Everyone enjoyed posing for this product photo except for the little guy on the lower left hand side of the pan, who just realized that the cloned faces he was forging in batter every morning were actually for human consumption. Nooooooooo!!!!
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While the head from the animal you just took down in your hunting adventure is out being mounted you can use this game trophy shaped cutting board to slice up its freshly cooked meat. You may not be able to mount that tasty loin, but you can certainly admire it while it is being carved.
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Three tastes that taste great together in one simple breakfast mix: pancakes, chocolate and bacon. No need to fry up bacon, cook chocolate chip cookies and make pancakes to enjoy all three, although if you are like me you would probably be fine with that as long as someone else was doing the work.
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Pull back this granny’s elasticized arms and let her go. Not only will you have a flying senior citizen, she will also give her grandmotherly “Woo.. Wee..” as she is airborne. A fine change of pace for those who prefer their superheroes to have the ability to cook great cookies rather than bend steel.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 21st-27th, 2009:
Glowing Body Parts: Illuminate your walkway.
Domsai Terrariums: Give your plants a mech.
Steady-Eddie Pizza Cutter: Steady Eddie’s death defying pizza ride on the bladed unicycle of doom.
Mr. P Picture Frame: Opens up and says “Ahhhh”.
Karate Bookends: Kick the hell out of eReaders.
You may not be able to play a lick on the guitar, but you can still harness the power of rock to become a virtuoso pancake and burger flipper. Plus you’ll have a spatula made out of the same material as most rockstars’ girlfriends. You’re halfway there!
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Your grandmother may be the kindest person in the world to you, but let another grandmother make disparaging remarks about her cooking and it is on. Using their tools of the trade, one granny has a rolling pin, the other has a frying pan, they will go at it until there is a winner declared. Two players control their granny’s fighting with the infrared remote controls.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 17th-23rd, 2009:
KFC Flag: Everyone can salute this flag.
Wind-Powered LED Hood Ornaments: Uses wind power to illuminate selected car logos with LEDs.
The Ghost Mirror: Gives you a glimpse into old age.
Black Hole Starter Kit: The key to time travel? Two metal balls.
Glowing Toilet Paper: Helps you poop in the dark.
