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Yeah, you can control the temperature of waterbeds too—but the ’70s were a long time ago my friends. Surprisingly, it took this long for someone to develop a practical mattress with temperature control. If you are into the cool side of the pillow, that’s no problem since the mattress has a low temp of 48 degrees Fahrenheit. If you are perpetually chilly at night, crank that thing up to a max of 118 degrees.
The guys that brought you Roast My Weenie and the Weenie Wing Commander are back with the Samurai Roaster. The samurai this grilling tool was modeled after was a fearsome ancient warrior. As skilled with his shaft as he was with a blade, the legend of his sexual prowess was known across the land. Unfortunately, he met a tragic end when, during battle, he accidentally stepped on his manhood—falling onto his own sai. You honor his memory every time you skewer a hot dog on his member and cook it over a grill.
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If you think that barbecuing on a stainless steel grill makes you a real man then you just haven’t cooked on a Hot Rod Grill yet. Dressed up as a high performance motor on an engine stand, this grill stands head and shoulders above any other out there.
The temperature gauge appears to be a part of the engine and the smoke coming out of those headers contains only the delicious aroma of seared beef rather than carbon monoxide. This grill will seriously impress any of your motorhead friends and adding the available spark plug corn cob holders and connecting rod skewers will complete your macho makeover. Check out more pictures of the grill as well as the corn cob holders and skewers after the break.
You remember the infamous bacon tuxedo right? The image above has made the rounds on several different products, none of them more baffling than this 500 piece puzzle. It’s only $10 if you think you can handle it.
However, if that’s not enough meat puzzle for you, step up to Sunrise in Meatopia and fantasize about lying in a sausage canoe, lazily floating down a river of gravy with the hot sun cooking the Meatopian landscape to crispy perfection.
The Holidays bring families together and remind them why they only see each other once a year. For relatives who are particularly annoying, there’s these “Hidden Meaning Plates”. Now after they pack away your lackluster cooking, they’ll be rewarded by having the word “asshole” staring at them from their plate. Plus, if you serve Chinese, you can also throw in one of these. If you’re picky about the insults you use, check out the additional designs pictured after the break.
This product is yet another in a long line of products that answer the simple question: Why have two products when one will do the job of both? Use the timer to cook the egg just right and then use it as a base as an egg cup.
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If you are having trouble getting started building your own version of the Death Star, this book of Star Wars blueprints can give you all the information you need. Offering five different plans, these blueprints will give you a head start on future technology. Before you start your Death Star, though, you want to try a smaller project like a lightsaber.
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You really need to be careful when you are dealing with the Grim Reaper. While you may be expecting your eggs to be done cooking when this Reaper hourglass empties, the Grim Reaper may have other ideas about whose time has run out. Be sure to get in writing that any activity with this timer has nothing to do with your life span.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 23rd-29th, 2009:
Kama Sutra USB Neon Lights: Like advertising for your computer.
Plush Turkey: I hope your Thanksgiving turkey tasted better than this one.
Cookie Misfortune: Fortune cookies for the pessimist.
Super Mario Spin On Coin Candy: 1UP’s your diabetes.
Pee On Urinal Cakes: Pee on America’s enemies with these special urinal cakes.
If you believe that fortune cookies are weighed down with too much optimistic nonsense, you’ll be happy to know that Cookie Misfortune is now selling take-out boxes containing 10 examples of delicious negativity. Instead of ending up with a bunch of “lucky” numbers that will show up on your next losing Lottery ticket, you can instead walk away with messages like “I Hate You”, which will no doubt lead you to believe that the meal you just ate was poisoned.
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