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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:

Weekend Contest: Win one of four toilet coffee mugs.

Cable Monkey: Loves your cords.

Screaming Condom USB Flash Drive: Has no additional protection.

Polar Bear Toss Catch Game: Let’s toss the old polar bear head around.

Simpsons Water Dispenser: Features a 3-eyed fish flavor.

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klingon warbird corkscrew

Despite their reputation as savages, Klingons have been known to enjoy a nice glass of  wine or, as they call it, “HIq”

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 14th-20th, 2009:

USB Laptop Table With Bear-Shaped Mouse Platform: The product page fails to mention why it looks like a bear.

Benedictaphone: Your voice recordings from the Pope’s mouth.

Puzzle Pups: Kind of disturbing.

Dancing Robot: Has a strange backup crew.

Boob Luge: Lactates ice cold liquor. (NSFW)

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bow-tie-bottle-opener

Only the most formal apparel is appropriate for your finest wines, and a bow tie fits the bill. Every time the bow tie is pulled apart to get to the corkscrew/bottle opener your personal message plays for them. Present a bottle of wine as a gift with the bow tie clipped on and the recipient can hear your greeting anytime, whether they open it while you are there or wait until later. And the message is re-recordable so it is perfect for re-gifting.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 7th—July 13th 2008:

CareBear Body Armor and Babysitting Survival Kit: Who knew babysitting could be this deadly?

The Garden Zombie: What kind of fertilizer are you using?

Crystal Dragon Light: Artsty, expensive, nerdy.

Insane Wrist Knives: Scary cheap.

Musical Grim Reaper Dog Toy: Huggable, squeezable doom.

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