
You typically want to keep any foul smelling creature upwind of you. An elephant would definitely fit into that category. That entire equation changes when the only relief you can get from 100 degree weather is this elephant fan.
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This whiskey drinking game includes common items that were found in the Wild West- cowboy boots, a moonshine jug, a cowboy hat and a dreidel. The dreidel may not seem to fit in with the other items, but give it a spin and do what it says. Odds are you will be drinking a shot, the only question is which of the oddly shaped drinking vessels you are required to use.
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Whether you think cacti would look perfectly natural in a Canadian blizzard, or if you just want to mess with people stranded in the desert by letting them think they’ve found a source of water, these steel cacti will fit the bill. Each one is made and finished by hand, and they’re available in four finishes: galvanized, patina rust, verdigris, and mirror.
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It appears that the Dancing Robot has hit the big time—hiring a backup crew consisting of a cricket player, barbecue lover, cowboy, rapper, alien and a gym rat. I don’t know how he makes such a diverse group work, but you have to imagine that it makes for one interesting show. The full gallery of characters is available after the break.
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In an undersea world, Dr. Strangelove would have been less about bombs and more about how I learned to stop worrying and love the trout.
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Maybe this product is trying a little too hard to appeal to everyone. It could be a cowboy and it could be the lone ranger, but then he has a Batman symbol on his chest. Who really cares? We’ll take all three, because all you have to do is remove his hat and turn the power on to get the flexible fan blades blowing. On a hot day you won’t care who the hell is blowing on you as long as you have a breeze.
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When you’re a farmer who has seen more than their fair share of barns, and spends day after day knee deep in pig, cow and chicken shit, the worst thing for your appetite and morale at 4am is to have a plate of waffles put in front of you shaped like the animals who produce that shit, especially when you’re going to be walking through it for the next 12-16 hours.
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