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These creatures are made of wonderfully soft and warm fur and plastic, modeled and painted by hand, details. Limbs and head are so well balanced that when you hold them in the hands of the feeling of motion and that SOWL live their own lives.
It may not be aesthetically pleasing, but if nothing else, this Sowl creature will relieve your curiosity over the type of unholy spawn that could result from a three-way between an eagle, a sheep and a rat.
Product Page: (4,300 Rubles, or about $140.49)
Ever wonder how creatures of the sea entertain themselves when they’re not exploring shipwrecks or attacking swimmers? They tickle each other for hours on end. Not only that, this magnet of ambiguous scientific accuracy also reveals that whales laugh through their blowholes…Who knew?
Product Page: (Currently Sold Out)
Artist Dougal Haslem uses “precious materials” with “zoomorphic or anthropomorphic characteristics” and morphs them into these Frankenstein style mutants which will surely get a starring role in your nightmares. Additional freaks are pictured after the break.
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These Creepy Creature Glass Markers will be a perfect way for all your guests to keep track of their drinks at this year’s Halloween party. Each little monster is both a different creature and a different color than all the others. Each creature has a suction cup on it to stick fast to whatever type of glass is appropriate to the guest’s beverage of choice. With one month until Halloween, it is time to start stocking up on the accessories that will make your party the one everyone remembers.
Product Page ($14.95 AU, about $13 for set of 13)
If you really cared about endangered animals you’d eat overpriced chocolates shaped like their severed, stuffed and mounted heads, because a mystery percentage of the purchase price is going to the WSPA … So pass the Koala head.
Product Page: ($50)
Some creatures just don’t have any respect for your garden full of statues, gnomes in particular. This Wrecking Ball Garden Sculpture has just one purpose and that is to leave no other sculpture standing. He will leave no stone unturned to destroy all others, it is just who he is. Since it is made of recycled military-surplus steel and a reclaimed army helmet used during WWII, it is an environmentally friendly product as well.
Product Page ($330)
Wouldn’t you much rather call a dragon in the side pocket than the usual numbered ball? This set of mythical creatures includes pictures of popular dragons while still giving you the playability of a regulation pool ball.
Product Page ($139)
Why settle for a standard rubber duck when you can have a Subbie? Subbies are hyperactive creatures that swim, spin and flip randomly underwater. Hit the break to check out all the designs.
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