The Voodoo Pen Holder is not quite as frightening as the Voodoo Knife Holder, but you may have a tough time convincing your HR rep that you have a good reason to keep a set of sharp knives in your cube. Even without the knives, this Voodoo holder should give anyone who is thinking about stealing a pen good reason to prey on someone other than you. Whether they are afraid of a possible Voodoo curse or the mental image of a pen through their head gives them the idea you get violent if your stuff gets stolen, it should push potential thieves to look elsewhere in their search for a proper victim. The holder comes complete with six pens and the stab wounds to hold them.
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Put the cooling power of this igloo ice cube container to work next time you need a cube to water down your favorite beverage. As if that wasn’t exciting enough, the silicone top doubles as a baby cube birthing center, with an ice cube tray built right in, and it comes with tongs!… How ’bout that?
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Since we still have a day to squeeze in those last few Halloween related products, here’s a skull chair, spine lamp and what appears to be a brain ottoman, which must have been removed from the skull in order to make way for ass. I guess it could also be an intestine cube, but who cares? Either way you’ll have a place to put your feet up.
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Hanging fuzzy dice in your car may be a completely dorky thing to do, but make that a pair of Rubik’s cubes instead of dice and you have some fine nerd style. Since these are permanently in a solved state, there is no way to prove that you don’t have the skills to perform such a feat. That makes these ideal for nerd posers as well.
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Maybe you have never had any luck solving a Rubik’s cube. That is likely because there was not proper motivation. The Boob Cube solves the motivation issue by making each face show bikini covered boobs when the tiles are properly aligned.
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If you enjoy some old school Tetris but have tired of the computer version then this Toppling Tetracubes game will bring new life to your obsession. Just stack the colored cube the game specifies before the timer goes off and the tower starts shaking or else you will have to see if you can re-stack the whole thing before the timer runs out. Think of this as the first step toward prying your lazy butt away from computer games.
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If you can steer your gaze away from the Jay Leno tribute on top and the Moai murder investigation below, you’ll discover that Fred has released a silicone ice tray that will produce cube à la Easter Island to give your beverages a touch of South Pacific mystery, and of course, subject you to an endless barrage of “Dumb dumb, you give me gum gum” quotes.
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