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Recipe for a unique USB hub: 4 USB ports, 3 LEDs, 1 cup of gas station quality crystal art, 2 cups of arcade style claw game prizes, 1/2 cup of mail order Americana sculptures, sprinkled liberally with “…whatever” and voilà! The USB 4 Port Hub with Crystal Hawk LED Light.
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If an overhead projector could breed with a plastic cup and a pike inside Barbie’s dream home, the result would be Martin Neuhaus’ Becherlicht concept lamp. When switched on, the unique looking light will cast a 3D image of a conventional lamp on your wall that is a nod to modern functional art, optical illusions, and illuminated plus size pink pleated skirts.
You think your ice cream guy is creepy? Well, Satan got himself a ice cream truck and he is dispensing treats made with pure evil. Unfortunately, he was busy giving Jay Leno back the Tonight show and he forgot all about his latest batch. As you can see by the eyes, they came out a little mentally challenged—but evil nonetheless.
I don’t even want to know what drug-laced bodily fluids sick stuff you guys would drink out of these bizarre couples cups.
When it comes to your desire to get drunk, you don’t want anything to stand in the way. This flask includes the signing required to let you communicate your drinking needs to the hearing impaired. You cannot take too many precautions to be sure you are able to get completely wasted.
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Channel the Beatles “Yellow Submarine” when preparing your morning drink with the Tea Sub. Fill it up with your choice of tea leaves and let the sub dive to the bottom of your mug. No one will consider you a wimp if your tea is prepared with this instrument of war.
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Some people can drink it, but I can’t stand when my coffee gets cold. Fred’s new silicone lid mimics a pop top, but its real function is to keep your drinks warm and fresh in a cup. Also works with jars and cans.
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This two-tired glass is marked “half empty” and “half full” a the top. Guess which side you need to drink your tiny cup-full of beer? Think of it as an optimist training device.
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As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
Capturing your deepest thoughts on paper can be a tiring experience. Combining your pen holder with a coffee cup and saucer is the logical answer to keeping your mind active for those long writing sessions. That is much more useful that trying to use the pen to stir your coffee.
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