
Personally, I’m over steampunk, but it is hard to deny the merits of this Wallace and Gromit-branded coffee cup. If you are lucky enough to have someone willing to make coffee for you, just turn the dials to indicate exactly how you would like your drink prepared.
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Unless you like y0ur coffee cold, pouring a cup of java into this Pac-Man (or “Pac-Boy” as it were) mug will bring on the baddies. So where is Pac-Man on this mug? It seems that your head will be taking on that role my friend.
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This spanking ruler will get you one step closer to living your ultimate sexual fantasy: having a bunch of nuns smack your ass into submission while you wear a ball gag and leather chaps. Then afterwards you can have a violent recuperation by resting your sore buttcheeks on the cat fight pillow pictured after the break… That’s relief!
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Just because you aren’t into hunting doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the functional and space saving advantages offered up by a severed deer head. When you have this stag suction cupped to your mirror offering eight points of toothbrush storage and a mouth with an easily accessible tube of Colgate, you’ll understand a hunter’s true motivation.
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These mugs give you a little bit of a Native American flair when used individually, but when combined in one stack they provide you with a miniature, ceramic totem pole. One of the few accessories you can get that liven up the look of your cupboard interior.
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Egg and soldiers is a fine way to start your day, and this little set turns those soldiers into cavalry and the egg cup into a castle. It is difficult to tell if the castle turret egg holder is his home or his next conquest—you can decide that for yourself each and every morning.
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Build a formidable breakfast army with this solider egg cup and toast cutter set. March Egg Man and his toast infantry up pancake hill to victory. An additional image is available after the break.
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We know what you’re thinking… “Damn, these cupcakes just won’t taste right until there’s an x-ray of a corset wearing torso sticking out of them”. Rest easy, my friend… Someone with creativity and marketing prowess obviously had the same bizarre craving.
Product Page: ($8.40)