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All you have to do to add a little music to your car is to get this guitar (or maybe it’s a violin?). It is no different than other MP3 FM players, but the need to tune it just seems more natural when applied to a musical instrument.
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While the head from the animal you just took down in your hunting adventure is out being mounted you can use this game trophy shaped cutting board to slice up its freshly cooked meat. You may not be able to mount that tasty loin, but you can certainly admire it while it is being carved.
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He may be a maestro with creating a musical number, but working as a prep chef just does nothing to excite poor Chopin. I can understand his boredom with what he sees as a menial task, but it also points out his lack of planning to hire someone else to do it for him. The predicament he finds himself in is totally his fault, the fact that his name plus his mood are perfectly suited puns for a cutting board is just a bad coincidence.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:
M1911 Pistol Shakers: Give you a shot of seasoning.
Rocket Beer Dispenser: Gets you drunk at warp speed.
Beer Ants: These ants get loaded while they work.
Giant Condom Pillow: For naps, storing prophylactics.
Assy McGee Ceramic Walking Anus Detective Bank: From now on, buttholes will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
You may have given up on your dreams of being a rock star to start a family in the burbs, but that doesn’t mean you have to eliminate music from your life entirely. Even when you are grilling in the backyard, you can still rock out with this guitar-shaped cutting board. It even has channels on the side to channel all the blood an gristle away from the meat.
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Aside from being a utilitarian eyesore, mousetraps gained international stardom as the best way to bait and kill rodents. However, they’re a one trick pony. So in a new effort to move from behind your toilet to a place of prominence on your kitchen counter, the duo of mousetraps and cheese have once again combined their forces with the “Oh Snap!” cheeseboard. With a stainless steel cheese slicer and cutting board base, the image of mousetraps can now be associated with breaking cheese, not necks.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 6th to the 12th 2008:
Homer Wine Opener: Homer branches out from Duff.
Laser-Engraved Cutting Boards: One giant leap for a cutting board.
Dead Tired Pillowcases: With emphasis on “dead.”
Middle FInger Card Card: Protects, insults, offends.
Skeleton Wine Rack: For the kitchen of the dammed.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Chances are you have never made a trip to your local Williams-Sonoma just to drool over the cutting boards. Simple, utilitarian objects are rarely (if ever) exciting. However, these laser-engraved versions with illustrations hand-positioned to interact with the wood grain could inspire a few nerds to take up cooking and step away from the microwave now and then. Also available in Vespa, Skier and Diver versions (pictured after the break).
I have no idea what Chopin knew about cooking, but I do know that his name is just far too close to the word “chopping” not to be taken advantage of. Since the whole cutting board has sheet music on it you may as well time your chopping to the song. Unfortunately, now you need to learn how to read sheet music as well as how to cook.
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Take a mundane chore, like slicing lemons for some mixed drinks, and turn it into fun by doing it on this cutting board. It is amazing that just making the cutting board in the shape of a guitar can change your whole outlook. Each slice will be just like strumming on the strings. About the worst problem you will have is that you may have more drinks than you planned on just to get rid of all the slices you have cut. And that is not really such a bad thing.
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