This game is supposed to be fun because one partner will be laying on the sheet while the other has to dance to the instructions. Supposedly the moves they are forced to perform will all be a turn on. Of course it could also lead to one person being injured by their partner’s not so coordinated dancing or a sight that is just not pretty. Come to think of it, there is probably an 80% chance of that based on the lame moves you see the large majority of people trying. Some call it public dancing, I think it looks more like public humiliation.
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It appears that the Dancing Robot has hit the big time—hiring a backup crew consisting of a cricket player, barbecue lover, cowboy, rapper, alien and a gym rat. I don’t know how he makes such a diverse group work, but you have to imagine that it makes for one interesting show. The full gallery of characters is available after the break.
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Close your eyes when you are in the shower and you could just as easily be outside in the rain. This shower curtain captures the famous scene with Gene Kelly singing and dancing. Of course when you are in your shower you would hope there would not be some strange man in there with you, with or without an umbrella.
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Thanks to the dancing bottle of pee on this coaster, I am protecting my coffee table and learning that I too can get same day test results.
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These wind up toys will give you break dancing on command without taking the chance of a breaking your neck or worse. Leave the actual dancing to those who have spent countless hours practicing, not attempting such moves on your own after a few beers.
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Nothing cures a bad mood like a dancing, singing duck that lights up and indiscriminately lays plastic eggs. Thinking about getting engaged? How about putting the ring in one of those plastic eggs? Eh Eh? Seriously though, don’t do that.
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These salt and pepper shakers have bottoms which are slightly heavier than their tops, allowing for unique moving abilities, or “dancing”. However, without a video on hand, it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what that dancing looks like. So, going strictly by the hand positions, I’ll guess that they move like they’re either drunk, doing the jiggling belly fat dance or walking a tightrope during an earthquake. Swish!
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Bring breakdancing into the 21st century with this “breakin” silhouette pillow’s “clean and modern look”. Translation: all the moves without the dated clothing, music, hairstyles or the super depressing flashdance association.
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