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darth_vader_toasterIf you are searching for a perfect gift for that special someone (and by “perfect” I mean “stupid”, and by “special” I also mean “stupid”), check out the short and sweet gift guide I wrote up on Gizmodo. It features seven offbeat gifts and one definite “don’t buy.” If you are looking for even more gift ideas, make sure to check out our “Approved Products.”

Doo Doo Darts

by Jeff Chenkus on August 5, 2009 · 1 comment

in Toys

doo-doo-darts

Nothing like flinging poo as a form of family entertainment. With velcro covered “poo” balls and a board shaped like a toilet seat, Doo Doo Darts will keep you entertained for hours trying to best your friends in a battle of excrement tossing.

Product Page ($12.98)

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 20th-26th, 2009:

Contest: Enter to win Mr. Bacon board game and handerpants.

Star Wars Robotic Arm: Snap together a working Darth Vader robotic arm.

100 Percent Quiz Mug: Has a nasty surprise inside.

Barrel Chairs: Pull up a mangled 50 gallon drum and take a load off.

Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Game: A mouth watering mosey through meatland.

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robotic arm

This kit features 45 snap-together parts that you can use to build a working Darth Vader robotic arm. Once assembled, users can extend and turn the arm as well as open and close the fingers to grasp objects. An additional image is available after the break.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 18th-24th, 2009:

Anti-Douchebag Wall Clock: It’s half-past John Mayer is a douchebag.

Ravage Transforming USB Flash Drive: Now is porn storage, now its a vicious cat.

Green Bikini Cow Wrist Support: It’s an actual product!

Wiener Dog Earbuds: Replace your Apple earbuds with a wiener dog.

Gift Card Vault: Give the gift of frustration.

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talking-darth-vader-plush

This Darth Vader Plush is supposed to look soft and cuddly. I will give it the soft part, but it looks a bit more like a giant insect than a cuddly version of Vader. Still, it is a much less threatening version than an actual Vader look-alike and also features familiar dark side phrases when pressed. Ideal for anyone who loves the movies but who is scared to death of the actual antagonists.

Product Page ($23.99)

cessna-desk-organizer

I would have thought pilots are not the type to sit behind a desk, but if they did, this Cessna control panel would be the perfect organizer.

Product Page ($130)

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 6th-12th, 2009:

Calf Plush Home Gadget Bag Barrel: Crying calf gadget cup is completely absurd.

Heat Sensitive Monkey: Has a color-changing perm.

Spooky Tumblers: Your booze is haunted.

Giant Star Trek Spock Peel and Stick Wall Graphic: Finally, Leonard Nimoy can creepily stare back at you as you sleep!

DIY Art Car Kits: Add to your car’s hideousness.

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ex-factor-photo-frame

You aren’t bitter about that lowlife ex you used to fate. You even still have a picture of them in a nice frame. It may not seem quite as friendly a breakup when that photo frame is a miniature devil and the frame comes complete with a dart gun to shoot projectiles at it. You have to admit it is better than the .45 you originally had in mind.

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sexy-woman-dartboard

Let a hot blonde make a comment after every dart you throw that actually hits the mark. She certainly gives you a big enough target. Maybe this will finally be the motivation you need to throw them half way decently. Nothing else has seemed to work.

Product Page (£11.05, about $16)