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Created under the direct supervision of AKIRA creator Katsuhiro Otomo, this Kaneda die-cast bike replica measures 6.3″ H x 19.7″ W and features LED illumination on the front and back wheels, headlights, taillights, blinker, and dashboard. It also includes sound effects, adjustable headlights, a front end that can be raised and lowered and a full, workable suspension. Naturally, a model of this caliber will blow up most budgets. Additional images are available after the break.
The Flexible Embrace Auto Holder will lock just about anything into its cartoon-esque embrace to keep it in place as you travel. Setting the hands high and low on whatever it is holding gives it a much more secure grasp on the item. The holder attaches to your dashboard with a dash sticker, as they call it, so maybe having it hold that soda as pictured is not such a great idea. Having it come loose from your dashboard while holding something like your cell phone would not be nearly as likely to cause an accident as 12 ounces of soda soaking both your leg and iPod.
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Your car should reflect your personality and nothing would give it quite the same feel as a replica of the blow up doll that takes up an inordinate amount of your time and attention. There is no one, besides your mother, girlfriends or any woman at all, who would object to this dashboard accessory as a personal statement. Something to consider for that new teen driver.
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Personally, I always envisioned a roof mounted gun turret as the ultimate cure for road rage—but a rubber bat that you can smash your dashboard with will work ok too.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 22nd-28th 2007.
Desktop Finger Hammer: All the fun of the circus on your office desktop.
Giant Breast: One big tit is all you need.
Honda Dashboard Style Clock: A perfect clock for any car fanatic.
Pi Wallet: If there is a nerdier wallet, I haven’t seen it.
Family Guy Charge-Itz: Let Stewie handle all your electronics charging needs.
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Is that a dashboard on your bedside table? Looking like a speedometer, tachometer and maybe an oil gauge, you can add a little bit of an automotive flair. Be aware, though, that waking up and seeing a dashboard in front of you could scare the hell out of you every morning.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 15th–21st 2007.
Halloween Electric Chair: Truly shocking Halloween decor.
Nascar Brand High Heels: Still baffling.
Dashboard Dolly: Bouncing boobs and driving don’t mix.
Zero Gravity: Try hanging your clutter.
The Magnificent Maggot: The most talented maggot you have ever seen.
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You may have your Hula Girll or your Dashboard Jesus, but I prefer something a little more interesting when it comes to stupid car accessories–and Dashboard Dolly fits the bill nicely. As you drive, her boobs bounce up and down. It couldn’t be simpler, or more beautiful. Just make sure to focus on the road because bouncing boobs are mesmerizing–even if they are on a tiny plastic doll with no legs.
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Here are the top Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 2nd – July 8th 2007.
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
Jailbird Parass Hilton Butt Plug: Put Paris where she belongs.
USB Big Foot Cam: A USB cam shaped like a foot? You bet.
Freudian Watch: Tell time through the coked out mind of Sigmund Freud
Dashboard Ninjas: The deadliest dashboard ornament ever.
Koziol Luke Contact Lens Holder: Who said contact lens cases had to be boring?
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
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To hell with the dancing hula girl, real nerds navigate to the rhythm of two ninjas engaged in a battle to the death. It’s the perfect traveling companion.
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