Putting these Hershey’s Kiss-shaped CD holders on your desk gives you a stand to keep your CD’s from getting scratched. They are also likely to be snatched up by every chocolate fiend in your office.
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I guess you and your Mom really aren’t that different after all. She collects Christmas villages and you…well, you collect Star Wars Galactic Villages. There are currently two collections—Mos Eisley is issue one and the Hoth Rebel Base will follow (there will also be additional pieces in the future). All pieces are hand-crafted and include light up architectural features.
Hey, I’m not saying it’s a good idea, I’m just saying that doing it at work can be exciting. Of course, I am speaking about the desktop cornhole game. When the boss isn’t looking, you and your co-workers can pass the time playing with 10.25 inches of fun.
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A few years ago, the postal service celebrated the 30th anniversary of Star Wars with R2D2-themed mailboxes. These versions are only 6-inches tall, but you don’t have to break the law and drag one off in the middle of the night to own it.
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The answer is yes…if you pulled that piece of chocolate out of a skunks ass. Seriously, there is a very distinct skunky smell to this supposedly chocolate-scented solar calculator. It’s really small too—even compared to a mass-produced, cost-cut candy bar in 2010.
Much like a real Zamboni cleans blood and teeth off ice at a Hockey arena, this mini Zamboni vacuum will clean dust and crumbs off the surface of your desk. Finger drive this baby around and you’ll get a much needed mental vacation away from the pressures of the office and indulge in the magical world of a corporate Zamboni operator. When you return to reality, laughs, a denied promotion and a thumbs up from the cleaning crew will be waiting for you.
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At least I think the Emperor lamp is supposed to look like a penguin. At any rate, some sort of bird will undoubtedly take control of the planet in the future—starting with your desktop.
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As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
The USB Cannon Speaker would be a fun desk accessory, but its ability to be a USB powered speaker is an added bonus. And while you might think that there would be some booming sound coming out of a cannon, its 2.5W output is not exactly going to cause the neighbors to start complaining about the raucous music playing.
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If you were going to war you would love to have any of the Gundam’s weapons, they are far superior to what any army has today. And if you want to sit at your desk and just doodle all day, using a pen fashioned after the weapons of the Japanese anime series is better than using your old chewed up Bic. Stock up your armory with any of the 8 different models available, shown after the break.
