All the time these Dinosaurs spend hanging out in a bag, waiting to be bought has gotta be pretty damned boring. They’ve gotta do something to help the hours pass, and that something appears to require more practice.
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Honey, I’ve invited two old friends for dinner. Well, truth be told, they invited themselves—and our brains are on the menu. Also available in a dinosaur version.
If you don’t live in Montana where dinosaurs can be found in your backyard, then get the next best thing and order this 11ft tall T-Rex from Design Toscano who describe the thunder lizard as:
“Realistically sculpted with rows of menacing teeth, a fearsome tail and scaly skin, our prehistoric artifact is cast in quality designer resin and hand-painted with powerfully convincing color and texture. This display-quality sculpture transforms any home, garden, restaurant or hotel into something truly magnificent!”
If the transformation they speak of consists in your neighbor’s kid soiling himself in terror on your front yard, then yes, it will be a “truly magnificent” addition.
Product Page ($7,500 via Geekologie)
Was there ever a morbidly obese dinosaur? Some how I doubt it, but this plush T-Rex is certainly going to be soft and squeezable. I mean, how is he still hunting at this point? Does he roll over his prey like a bowling ball? With those little arms, it would be impossible to get back on your feet if you didn’t have enough momentum while rolling. I know the T-Rex had small arms, but this dude can’t even sensually rub his nipples.
Product Page ($39)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 4th-10th, 2010:
Endless Time LED Grandfather Clock: Is endlessly tacky.
The Gas Guard: Like a bib for your car.
Vlad “The Impaler” Dracula Premium Format Action Figure: One of the real-life inspirations behind Bram Stoker’s Dracula… In action figure form.
Fossilized Dinosaur Poop: Helps educate young minds.
Tiger Woods Brand Condoms: Cover up your Driver.
Real fossilized dinosaur poop is branded as educational, but it will probably teach your kids more about off-color jokes than anything else. Then, before you know it, he’s in his early 30′s writing blogs that prominently feature poop-related products. It’s a slippery slope.
Product Page ($4.25)
Even though they probably walked through their own feces without a second thought, dinosaur feet have been tapped to help feed the world Chinese food in the form of chop sticks. No doubt these were modeled after fossils of rare dinosaurs unearthed around Coney Island.
Product Page: ($1.95)
Yes, that glorious Christmas vacation is coming soon, and for those who don’t work an office job, that means you’ll finally be able to use one of these bizarre contraptions for ass resting. Every year when you pull these ornaments out of their 11 month slumber, you’ll feel the excitement of knowing that sittin’ time is near. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
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Your Christmas tree ornaments don’t have to be all about snowmen and angels. A dinosaur egg that is in the middle of hatching gives the holiday a whole different feeling. Think about how much more fun all of the Christmas specials would be if there were raptors running loose in all of them.
Product Page ($13.99, arriving in Dec)
These pillows offer customizable colors and allow you to choose between classic acronyms such as: WTF, BBIAF, OMG, or FTW. However, if you’ve ever wanted a dinosaur to mock your sexual performance or gaming skills in text, then the LOL pillow pictured above has you covered.
Product Page: ($20)
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