Now that is one hot dog. If you take a look at the flipside of the bottle, you can see how he managed to sculpt…10 pack abs?
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The guys that brought you Roast My Weenie and the Weenie Wing Commander are back with the Samurai Roaster. The samurai this grilling tool was modeled after was a fearsome ancient warrior. As skilled with his shaft as he was with a blade, the legend of his sexual prowess was known across the land. Unfortunately, he met a tragic end when, during battle, he accidentally stepped on his manhood—falling onto his own sai. You honor his memory every time you skewer a hot dog on his member and cook it over a grill.
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Could it be that chasing cars, sniffing ass and eating your own puke is the gateway to spiritual Nirvana, or is that look just gas? Probably better to take the high road on this one. A cat version is pictured after the break.
This is just a statue, but imagine if there were real 17-inch tall zombies. Biting ankles, eating the brains of your wiener dog…it would be quite troublesome.
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This mini air purifier can be attached to a pet collar in order to neutralize smells and bacteria. Think of it as an ionic breeze with legs.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 21st-27th, 2009:
Shoe Horn Garden Pot: Grows a useful gadget.
Crazy Monkey: Get your hands off this monkey’s banana.
Motion-Activated Traffic Light Dog Toy: Red means stop chewing on my stuff.
Flickin’ Chicken: It’s like horsehoes, but with chicken choking.
USB Cannon Speaker: Blasts out the music.
When motion is detected, this traffic light dog toy will flash red, yellow and green for 30 seconds. Of course, dogs have trouble seeing colors properly, so they are going to barrel through that red light every time.
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This umbrella has enough features to keep your avid golfer satisfied. The umbrella has a handle that makes it appear as a golf club when put in your bag, it has an electronic score keeper in the bottom of that head and it will also show you what time it is. The ability to get you to the course on time, keep you dry and keep you from trying to keep score on a soaking wet scorecard all combine to make this a perfect Christmas present for the golfer geek in your family.
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The “doggy back” part of this outfit can be heated in the microwave or frozen before being attached to the Velcro therapeutic jacket to provide your dog with relief for his aches and pains. Whether or not that relief is worth the endless teasing he is going to take from all the other dogs is an open question.
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There are very few comforts in this world that are as nice as a heated seat. Sit this Doggie Cushion onto the seat of your choice, plug him into a USB port and place your butt on his face. It is too bad that your comfort comes at the expense of the poor doggie, but he isn’t man’s best friend because he shies away from any way to make us happy.
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