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Hitting the bathroom is not always an activity that can be counted on to end in 3 minutes—especially when you eat nothing but chili dogs and coffee. As long as you are in there you may as well see if you can catch a fish.
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This rubber fetch ball gives your dog a long, luxurious handlebar mustache. Of course, this also gives you the opportunity to rename the dog “Sir Reginald Higginsbottom III” and outfit him with a vest, pocket watch and monocle. Dreams really do come true. An additional image is available after the break.
Much like your parents would offer dessert as a reward for eating your vegetables, the finicky feeder dog bowl trains pets to eat their entire meal by rewarding them with a snack concealed in a chamber at the bottom of the bowl. Rewarding eating with more eating. This is why all of us are so fat.
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Taking a dog’s food and turning it against him by making it into a bark collar seems almost cruel, if it weren’t for the fact that there is nothing more annoying than an incessantly barking dog. An audible sound accompanied by a shock are triggered by barking. It won’t take him too long to associate all that barking with pain. As long as your pet isn’t a masochist.
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After finally tying the knot, the bathroom man and woman left their jobs to get into the chalkboard business. They also got themselves a couple of eraser Scottie Dogs. Indeed, the unfortunate sights and smells of their former life are now just a distant memory.
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Admit it, you have snuck a bite of your dog’s Beggin’ Strips just to see if it tasted like real bacon. Yeah, dogs may not know the difference—but dogs are stupid. Kooky Chew provides all of the fun of eating like a dog with a taste palatable for humans. In fact, the whole thing is made out of candy. Just make sure to get to it before your real dog does. Mark your territory and remember—you are the pack leader.
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Are they rocking 1GB-pack? A 2GB-pack maybe? There is no way they have a full 6GB-pack for $30 apiece, but Rocky, Clubber and Apollo are definitely working on it. Much like the USB humping dogs and bunnies, these guys will go to town when plugged into a USB port. Clubber and Apollo are pictured after the break.
So your neighbor with the BBQ Sword thinks he is pretty hot stuff coming over to your grill and cooking his dogs with a sword. Do him one better and break out your BBQ Sword Spatula. You can cook pretty much anything with this. And if things get a little heated, at least it will be a fair sword fight.
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As long as you are outdoors cooking up hamburgers and hot dogs, using those same food groups to make it an enjoyable experience is a great idea. These weighted hamburgers and hot dogs will keep your table cloth from blowing away and taking all your condiments and side dishes with it. They will also make your mouth water, these very well may be better looking than anything that comes off your grill.
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After a full day of fishing and coming home empty, you’ll need some gadget to grill those hot dogs. This Fishing Rod Wiener Fork will give you the same feel as your typical fishing rod as you roast your dogs without the reel full of tangled line. The rod extends 14″ to 35″ to keep you far away from the fire.
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