This mini air purifier can be attached to a pet collar in order to neutralize smells and bacteria. Think of it as an ionic breeze with legs.
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When motion is detected, this traffic light dog toy will flash red, yellow and green for 30 seconds. Of course, dogs have trouble seeing colors properly, so they are going to barrel through that red light every time.
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The “doggy back” part of this outfit can be heated in the microwave or frozen before being attached to the Velcro therapeutic jacket to provide your dog with relief for his aches and pains. Whether or not that relief is worth the endless teasing he is going to take from all the other dogs is an open question.
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Hitting the bathroom is not always an activity that can be counted on to end in 3 minutes—especially when you eat nothing but chili dogs and coffee. As long as you are in there you may as well see if you can catch a fish.
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This rubber fetch ball gives your dog a long, luxurious handlebar mustache. Of course, this also gives you the opportunity to rename the dog “Sir Reginald Higginsbottom III” and outfit him with a vest, pocket watch and monocle. Dreams really do come true. An additional image is available after the break.
Much like your parents would offer dessert as a reward for eating your vegetables, the finicky feeder dog bowl trains pets to eat their entire meal by rewarding them with a snack concealed in a chamber at the bottom of the bowl. Rewarding eating with more eating. This is why all of us are so fat.
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Taking a dog’s food and turning it against him by making it into a bark collar seems almost cruel, if it weren’t for the fact that there is nothing more annoying than an incessantly barking dog. An audible sound accompanied by a shock are triggered by barking. It won’t take him too long to associate all that barking with pain. As long as your pet isn’t a masochist.
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After finally tying the knot, the bathroom man and woman left their jobs to get into the chalkboard business. They also got themselves a couple of eraser Scottie Dogs. Indeed, the unfortunate sights and smells of their former life are now just a distant memory.
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Admit it, you have snuck a bite of your dog’s Beggin’ Strips just to see if it tasted like real bacon. Yeah, dogs may not know the difference—but dogs are stupid. Kooky Chew provides all of the fun of eating like a dog with a taste palatable for humans. In fact, the whole thing is made out of candy. Just make sure to get to it before your real dog does. Mark your territory and remember—you are the pack leader.
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Are they rocking 1GB-pack? A 2GB-pack maybe? There is no way they have a full 6GB-pack for $30 apiece, but Rocky, Clubber and Apollo are definitely working on it. Much like the USB humping dogs and bunnies, these guys will go to town when plugged into a USB port. Clubber and Apollo are pictured after the break.
