Chivalry is dead (literally) with this mouse doorstop. He died so that you may enter and exit a room with ease.
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The Cunning Tail Doorstop will make your door look like it has a miniature stone entryway as well as a furry creature that is most of the way through it. The beauty is that anyone that tries yanking that critter out by the tail will unwittingly let the door loose. Nothing like a bump on your head to remind you to not screw with trapped animals.
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It looks as though Mr. P has finally snapped. All of those horrible jobs have driven him to use the ample slack of your headphone cord to do do himself in. On the plus side, he does make for a great cable tidy.
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The STOP Doorstop proclaims what it’s job is with large bold letters. It’s large surface area will hold any size door, and the cartoonish design of the letters will remind you of the old Batman TV show and it’s printed exclamations.
A doorstop is a simple way to secure your room when traveling. But why settle for a simple doorstop that has no other use when you can have this golfer’s doorstop? Now you can spend hours practicing your putting rather than sitting around bored or drinking yourself silly at the hotel bar while fantasizing about meeting a beautiful woman. Of course if you don’t give the hotel lounge a shot all you will ever do is be up there playing with your putter.
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It would be tough to miss this Doogie (Doggie) doorstop when you walk into a room. With his head stuck under the door and his rear end raised high he will greet your guests with the courtesy they deserve. This dog has the stay command down pat but there are no other commands he’ll obey. At least he won’t be slobbering all over you. Available in white or black.
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Poor Mr. P. When he is not putting the family jewels in danger, he is forced to survive on what little you drip on the side of your mug. You would think the poor guy would get more respect for all the jobs that he has.
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We have seen Mr. P use his manhood for a lot of jobs: lamps, wine stoppers, towel holders and the like—but those jobs were fairly risk free. Not so with his gig as a doorstop. The aptly titled “One Man Cry” will keep your door open at the expense of our little friend here. The way I see it Mr. P, if you are going to use your penis for a living it had better be in the porn industry.
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This door stopper will cause everyone to take a second look. Just like the Wicked Witch of the East who was crushed under the house, all that you will see are the feet sticking out. The ruby slippers and striped legs will just add to the weirdness. Use them for your child’s room, I am sure they will be reminded of those damned flying monkeys just like I am every time I see these. $7.95 at Signals.
True gentlemen are hard to find these days – but if you like a guy to hold the door open for you, look no further than James the Doorman.
However, true gentlemen don’t trip you and bust your ass either. One look at this thing tells me that would be a likely scenario.
This doorstop Casanova stands at 7.5″ high and is available in a variety of colors. Price $22.
