Protect your favorite tomes with the BookCup cover. It looks like a cup of tea, and the teabag helps to keep your place.
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If you want to open all your cans and leave no trace of sharp edges, just grab this whale and turn his spout. No reason you can’t combine good function with fun design.
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If you are going to be drinking beers and trolling for girls, you may as well let them know right up front that the night is going to be a total blur. It may scare a couple off, but this glass could also keep you in touch with a good one.
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What could be more dysfunctional than hiding liquor inside a Christmas ornament? If you happen to live with someone with a drinking problem, and your tree smells like booze, you can catch them in the act by covering the tree in bell ornaments. Every time a bell rings, someone is getting loaded.
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It doesn’t take a chemist to tell you that drinking alcohol out of a beaker that’s nearly 3-feet tall will most likely result in drunkenness. Nevertheless, you can test your mettle against the glass and emerge as a “Wimp”, “Lightweight”, “Pretender”, “Contender”, “Loaded Bloke” or, the ultimate “Loaded Legend”.
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If you saw our post on the Blood Energy Drink, you probably wondered what it tasted like. I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t taste like blood—unless you bit the neck of a dude embalmed with Capri Sun. That’s right, it’s fruit punch flavor. However, I did notice that the consistency was more syrupy than a traditional fruit punch drink, a little thinner than actual blood, but the effect is there.
This motorcycle grip makes a revving sound every time you pop open a beer. You’ll get a lot of good years out of this motorcycle, but remember that it is dangerous. You’ll probably fall a few times, and once the liver goes it’s time to trade her in.
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The following “lucky” folks will soon be drinking out of the toilet thanks to Prank Place and Outrageous Ventures: Cristy Rowley, Jim Reader, Vincent Brown and Erin Albrecht. So congrats to them—but the rest of you can take solace in knowing that you have found one more item to put on your holiday shopping list. Head on over to Outrageous Ventures to find more hysterical and outrageous gifts.
Why the hell would I want a toilet coffee mug you ask? Well, it’s free for one thing—and it has slightly nauseating uses that extend well beyond drinking watery brown fluid. Thanks to Prank Place and Outrageous Ventures, we are giving away the toilet mug over the weekend to four lucky readers. To enter, just send an email to contests@nerdapproved.com with “I Want To Drink Out Of The Toilet” in the subject line. In the body, make sure to include your shipping information. You can also enter automatically by tweeting this post. Winners will be chosen at random on Monday October 19th. If you are still not convinced about how much you need this mug, check out the image after the break to see how useful it really is.
You always read about how people began their million dollar business by a simple business plan they wrote down on a cocktail napkin. Presumably because they were broke and drinking, but that is not the point. The point is that you can quadruple your chances of having a great idea of your own if you already have the Napkin Sketchbook. No need to wait for divine intervention, you can force the issue a bit by giving you the tools that others have come upon accidentally.
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