
Measure yourself against the best of all time, both real and imagined. This will measure you in against “an amazing scale of mythical creatures, household ephemera, birds, beasts and iconic objects.” So whether you want to see if you are above a yeti, a baby giraffe, Einstein or a blue whale’s heart, this chart will give you a ton of items to check out. Believe me, trying to beat the longest mustache is not as easy as you may think.
Product Page (£12.00, about $17)

You know you’re an important person in German history when you are given the same recognition as beer. Albert Einstein has reached that level of respect and admiration with this limited edition commemorative stein. But if you want to use it to get wasted at the next Oktoberfest you’d better act quickly because they are limited to only 3,000 pieces.
Product Page: ($149.50)

Apparently, E = mc² actually referrers to energy equals milk chocolate squared.
Product Page ($3)

If you are going to sit down and have a little smoke while pondering the universe, then sharing that time with Albert Einstein would seem appropriate. Einstein’s breakthrough explained how we got where we are and how things actually work in our universe. There is still more to be done in that area of physics, and maybe your musings of the universe while smoking will come up with the answer. At least you know you have an excellent role model.
Product Page ($19.95)