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safari photo shoot

No need to worry about getting eaten by lions or trampled by an elephant with the Safari Photo Shoot game. All you need is a camera and a little imagination. Every animal you hit with a light beam from your camera will increase your score.

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Michael Jackson Figure
Now that MJ has gone to the great beyond, the time has come for him to take his place next to Elvis in the post-death merchandising hall of fame. You’ll understand exactly what I’m talking about that day you spot a street corner vendor selling leopard print rugs and tacky paintings of the king of pop sweating. Then there’s also the fact that I can offer you options on  Michael Jackson Thriller figures with additional zombie heads. And if that isn’t enough, there’s also an additional design pictured after the break.

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Elvis Turntable Cookie JarI just read some trivia about Elvis which claimed that while he was still young and thin, he was able to eat 8 deluxe cheeseburgers, 2 BLTs and three milkshakes in a single sitting. Therefore it’s only natural that he would appear on this vintage turntable cookie jar to woo your stash of Chips Ahoy… He would have wanted it that way. An additional Beatles themed jar is pictured after the break.

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wristdeveloper

I am really not sure which is more shocking, the minor jolt someone will get when they grip both handles of the Shocking Wrist Developer or the thought that every squeeze of the device brings these two lovebirds in contact with each other. Just the thought of your exercise including a man and woman going pelvis to pelvis will keep you working out.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of March 30th-April 5, 2009:

Animal Doorbells: Doorbells featuring animals from the land, sea and air.

Spotted: Spontaneous combustion armchair.

Don’t Drop The Soap Game: All the action and adventure of prison in a board game.

Products That Should Exist: The Pool-a-Potty.

Astronaut Rocket Pen: Blast off to a height of 36″.

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elvis-toast

That’s right folks, you can buy a piece of shellacked laser-etched toast with Elvis’ image on it for $5. I know you are wondering why you should be wasting money on Elvis toast in a bad economy, but consider this: middle-aged ladies would pay at least $5 apiece to see this thing. Just set it up behind ropes on an altar with a velvet painting on the wall. People will come from miles around proclaiming that a miracle has happened.

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IDC EETKAMERS 02

Bring home a little piece of Greek Parthenon style with this “Andorra-4 Series ” furniture and you’ll finally have a piece of home decor worthy enough to display your prized collection of gas station crystal knick knacks and limited edition commemorative Elvis plates.

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If you are looking for a singer to put a little spice into your kitchen, Elvis would have to be at the top of your list. Let him sit next to his very own rack displaying all your favorite food additives. Being from the south, I am sure he will have some definite ideas about what spices are appropriate for him to display. Keep that in mind as you fill it up.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 21st to July 27th 2008:

Wolverine Claw Replicas: Awesome, but it will take a little work to wear them.

Indiana Jones Lamps: Features the fertility Idol and crystal skull.

Pop Quiz Wall Clock: Finally, a practical use for calculus.

Elvis Dream Camera: Take a picture with the king.

Serial Killer Shower Curtain: Sound and motion activated gore!

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If you have ever dreamed of taking your picture with Elvis, today is your lucky day. This unique camera will capture any subject you choose and put it in a picture with the King himself. All you need to do is snap the shot and develop the film like any other disposable camera. On the other hand, you could pick up a Ghost Finder Camera before your next trip to Graceland and tell everyone that you took a picture with the “real” Elvis. An additional image is available after the break.

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