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No one will know whether these hammer shaped coat hooks were placed into the wall on purpose or just a result of your hitting your thumb one too many times. In the end it makes no real difference, those hammers that are stuck in the wall are positioned perfectly to accept any manner of hanging goods.
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Your bathroom is a normal place to find a first aid kit and this one is permanently mounted as a medicine cabinet. Use it as any other medicine cabinet to store your prescriptions and toiletries, though if someone goes to grab this first aid kit in an emergency, not only will they likely not find typical first aid kit gear, they will also take a chunk of the wall with it.
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With his confused expression and ice bag on his head, this mug will commiserate with you on those mornings that follow a night of overindulging. A little understanding along with a lot of hot coffee goes a long way toward helping you recover from a wicked hangover, though nothing is going to bring those lost brain cells back.
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The “Personal Hammer and Stake” is a bizarre wooden creation from the folks at WoodMarvels. Made up of several thin layers of plywood and personalized for the user, this hammer and stake set can be mounted close by in case of a vampire emergency.
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A flashlight that is made of metal and is a foot and a half long sound like it could be used for self-defense as well as emergency lighting. But get one that includes an “assault crown” and you have a weapon to be reckoned with. Short of a gun, I think I would keep one of these next to the bed in case anyone makes the foolish decision to break into my house.
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You already spend half your life staring at Apple products you use in your daily life. You may as well have that familiar design on your skateboarding adventures. If you have the same skills on this board as you do on the iPhone Touchgrind app you may actually impress someone beside the emergency room nurse who tends to your scraped knees and arms.
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Don’t let a power outage ruin the plans you had with your beloved pornography collection! Designate this T&A votive as your emergency back up plan and rough it by candlelight. It will give you a good idea what porn time is like for the Amish.
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Congratulations to Jason Wong, our Archie McPhee contest winner! He is now the proud owner of a bacon watch, emergency yodel button and a stress wiener. I suppose it goes without saying, but that is waaay better than winning the lotto.
Just a reminder: today is the last day to win strange toys like bacon watches and emergency yodel buttons from Archie McPhee. Check out our contest page for all the details on how to enter and the prizes you can win.
How about a bacon watch and emergency yodel button from Archie McPhee? Need I say more? Check out our contest page for all the details on how to enter and the prizes you can win.
