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The “Personal Hammer and Stake” is a bizarre wooden creation from the folks at WoodMarvels. Made up of several thin layers of plywood and personalized for the user, this hammer and stake set can be mounted close by in case of a vampire emergency.
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A flashlight that is made of metal and is a foot and a half long sound like it could be used for self-defense as well as emergency lighting. But get one that includes an “assault crown” and you have a weapon to be reckoned with. Short of a gun, I think I would keep one of these next to the bed in case anyone makes the foolish decision to break into my house.
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You already spend half your life staring at Apple products you use in your daily life. You may as well have that familiar design on your skateboarding adventures. If you have the same skills on this board as you do on the iPhone Touchgrind app you may actually impress someone beside the emergency room nurse who tends to your scraped knees and arms.
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Don’t let a power outage ruin the plans you had with your beloved pornography collection! Designate this T&A votive as your emergency back up plan and rough it by candlelight. It will give you a good idea what porn time is like for the Amish.
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Congratulations to Jason Wong, our Archie McPhee contest winner! He is now the proud owner of a bacon watch, emergency yodel button and a stress wiener. I suppose it goes without saying, but that is waaay better than winning the lotto.
Just a reminder: today is the last day to win strange toys like bacon watches and emergency yodel buttons from Archie McPhee. Check out our contest page for all the details on how to enter and the prizes you can win.
How about a bacon watch and emergency yodel button from Archie McPhee? Need I say more? Check out our contest page for all the details on how to enter and the prizes you can win.
The folks at Archie McPhee, my favorite purveyor of preposterous products, have teamed up with Nerd Approved to hook you up with a bunch of stuff that you didn’t even know you wanted. Just send an email to contests@nerdapproved.com with “Archie McPhee Contest” in the subject line. In the body, make sure to include your shipping address. A winner will be chosen at random on Monday February 9th. Check out the list after the break to see what you will win.
Not all emergency needs are ones that require a trip to the hospital. This Emergency First Aid Kit will scratch that itch that needs to be taken care of. You probably don’t want to hang it on the wall in your kitchen, though. Someone looking for a Band Aid will get more than they bargained for.
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From Fashionably Geek: It used to be that the only potential danger of paper airplanes was eye poking and paper cuts. Now that we have tools like electric launchers, these flights can turn deadly in a hurry.
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