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Turning the roll on this toilet paper holder will unleash the moans and groans of tormented souls. Only the most evil are doomed to eternal constipation. They haunt your toilet paper, hoping that one day they might use it. But relief will never come.
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Who would dare eat a satanic chicken? With his human skull helmet, evil whoopie cushion, Necronomicon and oversized novelty bacon accessories, Diablo just might conjure up some sort of voodoo spell over your KFC.
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Start each morning off with a healthy dose of anger at the evil industrialized countries that produce the most CO2. As the mug heats up, the truth will be revealed. (Not surprisingly, the US is lit up like a giant red warning siren.) Just keep in mind that there is a good chance that the manufacturing process for your beloved cup of coffee resulted in its fair share of CO2 emissions, so don’t get too smug with yourself.
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Someone is obviously really pissed at books. Whether the culprit is from the side of good or evil, it wouldn’t take a whole lot of effort for them to slide a lightsaber through the stack of books. On the plus side, it will keep all those books standing up nice and straight. The final version is not complete, but the unpainted prototype above gives you a good idea of what is in store for this set of Lightsaber Bookends.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 29th-July 5, 2009:
Kitchen Knife Mirror: Look your best, scare the hell out of guests.
Death Star Cookie Jar: You can’t go wrong with cookies and Star Wars inspired giant evil spaceships.
Star Wars Characters USB Flash Drives: Yoda’s neck is the gateway to enlightenment.
Shocking Wrist Developer: Has a couple shocks.
Alien Hatching Egg Alarm Clock: What does an alien hatching mean to you? It means it is time to get out of bed.
This is just to give you plenty of warning so that you can get your pre-order in. Because there should be no doubt that if there is a Death Star Cookie Jar for sale, then you will have to get it. There is no way to go wrong with cookies and Star Wars inspired giant evil spaceships.
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The factory workers will have a lot more respect for you as a supervisor if you carry around this Moose Clipboard. And you can double that if you have the matching Moose Pen. It must have something to do with large antlered animals in the workplace.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 4th-10th, 2009:
Wolverine Golf Club Headcover: Wolverine laughs at your weak little titanium driver.
Kool-Light-O-Scope: Make your pool trippy.
BBQ Sword Spatula: On guard, dead pig!
Exorcist Possessed Regan Figure With Electronic Spinning Head: No doubt the greatest technological advancement of our time.
Crayon Dog Sculpture: Hmmm…new car or crayon dog?
It’s kind of hard to see with the clear on white background, but this iPod Shuffle case (which appears to be for the newest version) is pure evil. Don’t believe me? Put it in your pocket and I’m sure balls will be poked with pointy claws and horns.
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You aren’t bitter about that lowlife ex you used to fate. You even still have a picture of them in a nice frame. It may not seem quite as friendly a breakup when that photo frame is a miniature devil and the frame comes complete with a dart gun to shoot projectiles at it. You have to admit it is better than the .45 you originally had in mind.
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