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This dry-wipe ceramic Postcard Memo Pad is both fun and Earth friendly. Plus, your friends will appreciate any post card from Boozeville that invites you to partake in a drink or two. By the way, in this case “XXX” doesn’t mean “hugs.” It’s just a subtle hint that the reader should get some moonshine too…or porn.
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Which may or may not be hell. Still, if you haven’t already, make sure to follow us on Twitter, read us on RSS or fan us on our new Facebook page—condemning yourself to a world of weird and nerdy toys.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 11th-17th, 2010:
Giant Inflatable D20: The D&D nerd’s beach ball.
Magnetic, Floating LED Display: Puts your beer on a pedestal.
Creepsicles / Evil Icecream / Ice Clown: This ice cream is made with pure sugar…and evil.
Resin Bathing Couple Cellphone/Gadget Holder: A bathtub threesome between two matches and your cellphone.
1.0″ LCD Guitar Shaped Car MP3 Player FM Transmitter: Let a guitar bring music to your car.
You think your ice cream guy is creepy? Well, Satan got himself a ice cream truck and he is dispensing treats made with pure evil. Unfortunately, he was busy giving Jay Leno back the Tonight show and he forgot all about his latest batch. As you can see by the eyes, they came out a little mentally challenged—but evil nonetheless.
Turning the roll on this toilet paper holder will unleash the moans and groans of tormented souls. Only the most evil are doomed to eternal constipation. They haunt your toilet paper, hoping that one day they might use it. But relief will never come.
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Who would dare eat a satanic chicken? With his human skull helmet, evil whoopie cushion, Necronomicon and oversized novelty bacon accessories, Diablo just might conjure up some sort of voodoo spell over your KFC.
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Start each morning off with a healthy dose of anger at the evil industrialized countries that produce the most CO2. As the mug heats up, the truth will be revealed. (Not surprisingly, the US is lit up like a giant red warning siren.) Just keep in mind that there is a good chance that the manufacturing process for your beloved cup of coffee resulted in its fair share of CO2 emissions, so don’t get too smug with yourself.
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Someone is obviously really pissed at books. Whether the culprit is from the side of good or evil, it wouldn’t take a whole lot of effort for them to slide a lightsaber through the stack of books. On the plus side, it will keep all those books standing up nice and straight. The final version is not complete, but the unpainted prototype above gives you a good idea of what is in store for this set of Lightsaber Bookends.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 29th-July 5, 2009:
Kitchen Knife Mirror: Look your best, scare the hell out of guests.
Death Star Cookie Jar: You can’t go wrong with cookies and Star Wars inspired giant evil spaceships.
Star Wars Characters USB Flash Drives: Yoda’s neck is the gateway to enlightenment.
Shocking Wrist Developer: Has a couple shocks.
Alien Hatching Egg Alarm Clock: What does an alien hatching mean to you? It means it is time to get out of bed.
This is just to give you plenty of warning so that you can get your pre-order in. Because there should be no doubt that if there is a Death Star Cookie Jar for sale, then you will have to get it. There is no way to go wrong with cookies and Star Wars inspired giant evil spaceships.
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