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Nothing particularly revolutionary about a Santa shaped USB flash drive. What I find very odd is the need to remove his pants in order to access the USB connector. It would have seemed a lot more appropriate if you had to remove the bag of toys, but apparently someone really wanted those pants off.
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The best way to celebrate the revolutionary life of Che Guevara is in Chia pet form. Nothing says guerrilla warfare like a box full of chia sprouts. They just have to find a way to fit a beret on top to get that perfect touch.
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Want your cat to take a dump like a man? Try to accomplish the impossible with this little training seat which has probably been around for awhile, but we still found irresistible. My guess is that Fluffy won’t know that he’s supposed to drop a deuce through that little hole, and your feline toilet seat will sit alone and neglected without ever touching cat ass.
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Even though Darwin did come up with the whole theory of evolution, even he was primordial ooze at one point. This play set illustrates that perfectly. We see his progression: ooze to ape to cro-magnon to caveman to bearded scientist. It all flows so smoothly I don’t see where all the controversy comes from.
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From Fashionably Geek: What’s all this about evolution? Bah! God said “Let there be Legos” and there was Legos. And God saw that the Legos were good.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 2nd to June 8th 2008:
Duct Tape Roses: Even mechanics will get misty.
Portable Humidifier: Just insert a standard water bottle.
Chug a Lug LED Bottle Opener: It takes the thinkin’ out of drinkin’.
Frank Farter Dog: This tighty whitey wearing dog will sing for you…with his butt.
Mathmos Revolution: The dead rise from the grave to haunt your candle holder.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
When two tea lights in the center of the Mathmos candle are lit, the heat energy produced by the flame rises to the top and spins small, angled blades. The blades are connected to a series of skeletal horsemen cutouts that move without being touched—creeping out all who gaze upon it.
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Mustaches may not be in style, but you never follow the trends right? Start a mustache wearing revolution with a self-adhesive stache for every day of the week.
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I don’t want to get into a whole history lesson here, but the major thing to keep in mind with regard to this action figure is that Marie Antoinette’s reign as the Queen of France came to a screeching halt when she was beheaded in front of a cheering crowd during the French Revolution.
That having been said, if you are going to make a Marie Antoinette action figure, it makes sense that she should feature some “Ejector Head Action.” Why she has a removable dress and wig is another story.
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McFarlane Toys has announced that action figures based on John Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora will be hitting store shelves this August.
“The legacy that Bon Jovi has created over the last three decades is an undeniable force in American rock music. While many bands from the 80s have been relegated to the history books, Bon Jovi’s evolution has bridged the gap of generations and made them one of the truly indelible names in rock ‘n’ roll.”
Whatever. I liked “Bad Medicine” as much as the next guy when I was in elementary school. Seriously though, the high point of Bon Jovi’s career, in my opinion, is when he got his head blown off in the movie U571.
