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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 10th-16th, 2009:
1.3 Mega USB Live WebCam Camera: Angel, Baby, Pinocchio, Witch, Webcam.
The Bird Flying Finger Kite: This flying bird flips and offends.
Funny Black Ink Ball Pen: A pen with boobie dreadlocks is a fine writing instrument.
Dexter Coasters: For killer drinks.
Polaroid Style Snap Frames: People 20 and up will probably be the only ones who remember this film.
Farting Hippo, the premier source for all of your hippo-related needs, is offering you the once in a lifetime opportunity to own this unique foot massager. It features two speed settings, a fleece covering for warmth and a remote control (pictured after the break).
You may have pimped your ride, but the inside still smells like french fries and farts. Pimp the smell with an ocean breeze scent using one of these spinning dubz air fresheners. Just clip it onto a vent and the rims will spin—circulating the smell around the car.
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If you want to ensure that your daughter follows a path that starts at spoiled little shit and moves on to egomaniacal bitch who’s totally out of touch with reality, then a good starting point would be getting her this bed which resembles Cinderella’s coach and happens to cost as much as a luxury car. It’ll come in handy later when she uses it to mow down anyone who stands in her way or accuses her of having ever ripped a fart that didn’t delight the senses and turn the air into solid gold.
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Come bask in the glow of this global warming light and get a head start on world geography as it will appear after cow farts and man’s burning of fossil fuels turn the world’s glaciers into 200 extra feet of ocean water. But don’t get too confident, because if it all turns out to be a gigantic crock of shit you may find yourself standing in front of your teacher blaming Al Gore for your inability to recognize any coastal states.
Product Page: ($390)
The Assy McGee Adult Swim animated series about a tough guy detective that just happens to be a walking anus may currently be in limbo, but the character lives on in bank form. From here on out, every butthole you come in contact with will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 25th-31st, 2009:
Moose Clipboard: Includes Moose pen!
Gloomy Face Shape Mobile Phone Stand: Cellphones bleed?
Tetris Pots: Plant & play.
The Party Pump: Dispenses your wine like condiments.
Outhouse and Toilet Paper String Lights: Festively farty.
To some, a bathroom is just a bathroom. To others, it’s a shrine for worship and meditation. If you fall into the latter category, these outhouse and toilet paper string lights will provide soft, comforting light that will work great with the pictures of John Mayer, Kanye West and the cast of the Hills you put above your toilet to spring your bowels into action.
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The Bathroom Button exists, but what does it do when you press it? The mystery will continue until it is released at the end of March—although I would expect fart sounds and stench warnings to be a major factor here.
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Lighters come in all shapes and sizes, and many are designed to perform well under very specific conditions. But where can the drunken college student turn when he bets a bunch of his friends that he can light a fart? Is he going to have to take his chances on that bet with a standard issue gas station lighter? Not a chance. What he needs is a lighter with a flame optimized specifically for successful fart combustion. Besides, with more and more people quitting smoking, the companies behind these products need to investigate new sources of revenue. Fart lighting guys…I’m just throwing it out there. I don’t know if this product exists, but it should.
