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airstream-tea-pot

In the world of trailers, the Airstream stands out as one of the best. So when you are looking to brew a pot of tea, whether you are in the top of the line airstream or a run down single wide, just fire up the burner under this Airstream teapot and let it heat up. Keep in mind that lighting a fire under a trailer is only good in case of this particular trailer, do not try it with the real thing.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:

Marvel Comics Slot Machine: Even heroes have vices.

Motorcycle Grip Bottle Opener: Fires up a beer.

Potty Fisher: Another clue you need to change your diet.

Indiana Jones Fridge Action Figure: Commemorate the worst Indiana Jones scene with this action figure.

Super Water Gun Blaster with Cartoon Water Bottle: This squirt gun is a horrifying abomination.

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motorcycle grip bottle opener

This motorcycle grip makes a revving sound every time you pop open a beer. You’ll get a lot of good years out of this motorcycle, but remember that it is dangerous. You’ll probably fall a few times, and once the liver goes it’s time to trade her in.

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crab claw lighter

Besides the obvious dangers of fire, this crab claw lighter looks like it would do some serious ball poking in your pocket.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 28th-October 4th, 2009:

Hot And Wet Shower Curtain: Be a cover model every morning.

Alligetter LED Tool: Strong jaws for small places.

Perfume Bottle USB Card Reader: Now Available single co-workers may think that you actually care about your hygiene.

Mummies Vs. Vampires Checkers: It is a battle for supremacy in the underworld.

Screaming Flying Granny: Still has some life in her.

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dragon-castle-incense-holder

Using a fire breathing dragon to hold your burning incense seems like a natural. But to capture the true feeling of the times a dragon lived in it seems perfectly appropriate to have him perched on a castle wall. The castle’s courtyard is perfectly shaped to catch all those ashes that will eventually drop off. All you need are a few miniature minions that live in the castle to clean that mess up.

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pumpkin tiki torch

You can only get so much flame time with a real pumpkin, so why not do the next best thing and light up a pumpkin tiki torch? You’ll get the same jack o’ lantern freak face you’ve come to know and love, except this one won’t rot away after a week and is actually designed to have fire applied to it. Each torch uses Citronella (not included) and stands 4 ft. tall.

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wing night mousepad

Put some toilet paper in the freezer, because daddy’s coming into the runway ablaze. Better yet, have some Ring Of Fire wipes on hand.

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animal safety plugs

Obviously, it’s a good idea to plug up exposed outlets when you have a child in the house—but it’s probably not a good idea to get plug covers with a shape might draw their attention. It’s only a matter of time before the little guy wants to play with (and possibly lick) the dog, cat, sheep or elephant.

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Ratata 2_1

Start out learning with these blocks instead of conventional ones and you may end up as a terrible speller who happens to be able to field strip a machine gun blindfolded…with his ass cheeks. The disassembled gun is pictured after the break.

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