
In the world of trailers, the Airstream stands out as one of the best. So when you are looking to brew a pot of tea, whether you are in the top of the line airstream or a run down single wide, just fire up the burner under this Airstream teapot and let it heat up. Keep in mind that lighting a fire under a trailer is only good in case of this particular trailer, do not try it with the real thing.
Product Page ($72.10)

This motorcycle grip makes a revving sound every time you pop open a beer. You’ll get a lot of good years out of this motorcycle, but remember that it is dangerous. You’ll probably fall a few times, and once the liver goes it’s time to trade her in.
Product Page ($10)

Besides the obvious dangers of fire, this crab claw lighter looks like it would do some serious ball poking in your pocket.
Product Page ($8)

Using a fire breathing dragon to hold your burning incense seems like a natural. But to capture the true feeling of the times a dragon lived in it seems perfectly appropriate to have him perched on a castle wall. The castle’s courtyard is perfectly shaped to catch all those ashes that will eventually drop off. All you need are a few miniature minions that live in the castle to clean that mess up.
Product Page (£5.66, about $9)

You can only get so much flame time with a real pumpkin, so why not do the next best thing and light up a pumpkin tiki torch? You’ll get the same jack o’ lantern freak face you’ve come to know and love, except this one won’t rot away after a week and is actually designed to have fire applied to it. Each torch uses Citronella (not included) and stands 4 ft. tall.
Product Page: ($39.99)

Put some toilet paper in the freezer, because daddy’s coming into the runway ablaze. Better yet, have some Ring Of Fire wipes on hand.
Product Page ($13)

Obviously, it’s a good idea to plug up exposed outlets when you have a child in the house—but it’s probably not a good idea to get plug covers with a shape might draw their attention. It’s only a matter of time before the little guy wants to play with (and possibly lick) the dog, cat, sheep or elephant.
Product Page ($8)

Start out learning with these blocks instead of conventional ones and you may end up as a terrible speller who happens to be able to field strip a machine gun blindfolded…with his ass cheeks. The disassembled gun is pictured after the break.
[click to continue…]