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Let them all make fun of your miniature fire extinguisher. They think that it will be of little to no use to put fires out, and they are likely right. Soaking stupid people that bother you is what the pistol is all about, and it excels at that job.
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Fighting fire is important, but so is doing it in style. That’s why some French company came out with these “Fire Design” extinguishers that eliminate the “grandpa” quality of classic extinguishers and replace it with a host of contemporary designs from cow spots to a NY cityscape. Surely if Paris Hilton owned a fire extinguisher, this would be it.
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Combine safety and comfort into a single product to make your life easy. This fire extinguisher is actually a fan when you pull the top off of it. Very useful if you are sweating a little out in the sun, not so useful if you start a grease fire in your kitchen.
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Regardless of whether the dog truly did create that awful smell or not, the fact remains that you need to get rid of it. A couple squirts from this fart extinguisher will take care of it. The packaging is very similar to a fire extinguisher, so be sure that when pan of oil flares up you grab the right one. frshening the air around it won’t really help much.
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I’m not big into hot sauces, but I can’t help but laugh at some of the gimmicky packaging that goes along with these bottles. Some of the sauces are hotter than others, but it is a pretty safe bet that any one of these will have you tearing up on the toilet in the morning. That having been said, I have put together a list of five bottles that will leave you laughing (and burning) your ass off.
This isn’t the first receptacle I have seen that involves extinguishing cigarettes with the fire fighting power of the butthole, but it is the only product with an official “Ass-Tray” moniker. And when it comes to putting out your cigarettes betwixt two ample butt cheeks, only an official product will do.
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The Fire Extinguisher shaker is a pretty cool accessory, but I think everyone will spend a lot more time literally shovelling ice into their drinks. The nice silver finish will even let your guests think that you keep everything nice and clean. What they don’t know won’t hurt them.
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Share your ironic sense of humor by presenting your favorite smoker with a lighter that looks like a fire extinguisher. It comes with a keyring for attaching it to whatever you desire, or use the included holder to mount it on the wall like a regular fire extinguisher.
If it were made a bit larger, it may be a hazard for someone in their frantic search for something to douse one of those blazes you seem to keep starting – but at 2″ high you would hope they would know better.
Available at everyonedoesit.com for £4.99 ($9.80).
