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Lunch Punch’s Match and Munch sandwich cutters do more than just eliminate crusts, they allow your kids to piece together unholy puzzle sandwich combinations. Ordinarily, PB&J doesn’t fit with tuna fish, but they will lock together perfectly here into a devastating pukeular puzzle food bomb.
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The DuraCoat Glock Gun Lady Swat Digital will go great with your purse, and the pink Jesus fish on the grip means you are instantly absolved from sin when you bust a cap in that chick that tried to hit on your man at the church social.
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Will you be the coolest person at the bar when you break out this tool case, pull out the drill and give that lady the light she was looking for? Well, not cool like James Bond. More like Bob Vila.
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Aeration may be required to keep your fish’s aquarium in a healthy state, but they would probably prefer no aeration at all to the bubbles this skeleton on the toilet is introducing. At least the skeleton has the decency to cover his private area with his hands so he doesn’t offend those female fish.
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The water is pouring out of this fish bowl and it looks like your fish will be soon following. Luckily this fish tank is designed to use the spillover to keep the water circulating and the fish are prevented from falling out by a filter. That sense of impending doom should keep those fish in line.
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As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
Wouldn’t you love to wake up and greet a can of tuna first thing every morning? This alarm clock in a can lets you do exactly that and does not require any draining or mayonnaise to make it tastier.
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The only place you usually see plants growing up through a drain is in some run down building that is missing half its walls. This small planter gives you the same feeling of life springing up in a once thriving living area that has fallen on hard times, but this time you control it, even if you can’t control your hovel falling into disrepair.
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A bright sunny day may be the best weather you can hope for, but there is something to be said for the great feeling when the sun just begins to emerge after a lengthy period of cloudiness. This cloud wall lamp has the light bulb positioned so that it always appears that the sun is just breaking through. The gentle, diffuse light provided is perfect for any room you want to use as a peaceful getaway.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Marvel Comics Slot Machine: Even heroes have vices.
Motorcycle Grip Bottle Opener: Fires up a beer.
Potty Fisher: Another clue you need to change your diet.
Indiana Jones Fridge Action Figure: Commemorate the worst Indiana Jones scene with this action figure.
Super Water Gun Blaster with Cartoon Water Bottle: This squirt gun is a horrifying abomination.
