Yeah, it has memory all right…terrifying memories that will keep you up at night. I recall seeing someone develop a computer mouse out of an actual mouse before, but this one is even creepier with red LED eyes that light up with each data transfer.
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You finally hit the magical 18, and with that rite of passage, you’ve earned a flash drive with 2GB of storage space for your strictly “over 18″ business. You know… a place to store your selective service records, voter registration, and marriage certificate.
Product Page: (3,200 Yen, or about $35 via Technabob)
As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
Hop on board the Blue Bird express and prepare for a short 128 MB joyride down the information superhighway. With most USB flash drives today easily offering a gig of space or more, it will become readily apparent that the school bus is no cooler in the world of file storage than it is in the world of transportation.
Product Page: ($9.98)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:
Weekend Contest: Win one of four toilet coffee mugs.
Cable Monkey: Loves your cords.
Screaming Condom USB Flash Drive: Has no additional protection.
Polar Bear Toss Catch Game: Let’s toss the old polar bear head around.
Simpsons Water Dispenser: Features a 3-eyed fish flavor.
Remember Screamy from the other day? Apparently there is a flash drive version…and now he is a condom. A screaming condom. Now you might think that a USB flash drive with a condom theme would offer you some additional protection, but this one has no additional security features at all. Additional photos are available after the break.
Nothing particularly revolutionary about a Santa shaped USB flash drive. What I find very odd is the need to remove his pants in order to access the USB connector. It would have seemed a lot more appropriate if you had to remove the bag of toys, but apparently someone really wanted those pants off.
Product Page ($26.88)
If the world of SIM cards and portable flash memory is lost on you, these SIMbooks blend old-school data entry with a modern style that will impress your friends at the nursing home and/or anyone you might encounter taking advantage of the Denny’s early bird special. The address book version is pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 29th-July 5, 2009:
Kitchen Knife Mirror: Look your best, scare the hell out of guests.
Death Star Cookie Jar: You can’t go wrong with cookies and Star Wars inspired giant evil spaceships.
Star Wars Characters USB Flash Drives: Yoda’s neck is the gateway to enlightenment.
Shocking Wrist Developer: Has a couple shocks.
Alien Hatching Egg Alarm Clock: What does an alien hatching mean to you? It means it is time to get out of bed.
The adage that an elephant never forgets is all well and good, especially when he is handling your sensitive data. Beside looking like the best hung elephant this side of Nigeria, this guy can hold up to 4GB of your most important files. That is better than your average novelty drive that has less than 1GB. Reasonably priced and with room to spare, it is about time you gave the elephant some love.
Product Page ($29.95 via GeekyGadgets via Craziest Gadgets)
