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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:
Weekend Contest: Win one of four toilet coffee mugs.
Cable Monkey: Loves your cords.
Screaming Condom USB Flash Drive: Has no additional protection.
Polar Bear Toss Catch Game: Let’s toss the old polar bear head around.
Simpsons Water Dispenser: Features a 3-eyed fish flavor.
Remember Screamy from the other day? Apparently there is a flash drive version…and now he is a condom. A screaming condom. Now you might think that a USB flash drive with a condom theme would offer you some additional protection, but this one has no additional security features at all. Additional photos are available after the break.
Nothing particularly revolutionary about a Santa shaped USB flash drive. What I find very odd is the need to remove his pants in order to access the USB connector. It would have seemed a lot more appropriate if you had to remove the bag of toys, but apparently someone really wanted those pants off.
Product Page ($26.88)
If the world of SIM cards and portable flash memory is lost on you, these SIMbooks blend old-school data entry with a modern style that will impress your friends at the nursing home and/or anyone you might encounter taking advantage of the Denny’s early bird special. The address book version is pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 29th-July 5, 2009:
Kitchen Knife Mirror: Look your best, scare the hell out of guests.
Death Star Cookie Jar: You can’t go wrong with cookies and Star Wars inspired giant evil spaceships.
Star Wars Characters USB Flash Drives: Yoda’s neck is the gateway to enlightenment.
Shocking Wrist Developer: Has a couple shocks.
Alien Hatching Egg Alarm Clock: What does an alien hatching mean to you? It means it is time to get out of bed.
The adage that an elephant never forgets is all well and good, especially when he is handling your sensitive data. Beside looking like the best hung elephant this side of Nigeria, this guy can hold up to 4GB of your most important files. That is better than your average novelty drive that has less than 1GB. Reasonably priced and with room to spare, it is about time you gave the elephant some love.
Product Page ($29.95 via GeekyGadgets via Craziest Gadgets)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 18th-24th, 2009:
Anti-Douchebag Wall Clock: It’s half-past John Mayer is a douchebag.
Ravage Transforming USB Flash Drive: Now is porn storage, now its a vicious cat.
Green Bikini Cow Wrist Support: It’s an actual product!
Wiener Dog Earbuds: Replace your Apple earbuds with a wiener dog.
Gift Card Vault: Give the gift of frustration.
USB flash drives are everywhere now to the point that they have almost become utilitarian. There is nothing boring about this Transforming “Ravage” USB Flash Drive. It can do the normal job of making all your documents and files portable, but when not being used as a flash drive it can be a vicious cat. Looking like a toy may make it less likely to be stolen than a flash drive, but with the maturity level of your co-workers it may be more likely to disappear.
Product Page ($42.99 September 2009 arrival)
Even if you are not a fan of the BBC’s Top Gear show, you have to appreciate a USB Memory Stick that is a race car driver that you just have to break in half to use. The lower half is pretty much useless, which many women would argue is about the same for all men.
Product Page (£12.99, about $19, release date June 12)
Finally you can put your fears of a picnic-time avalanche to rest with this recycled snowboard picnic table. They can be made from boards of your choice (provided they are available), and at 30″ X 60″, it should comfortably seat up to six people. So now if winter rears it ugly head and sends a wave of snow your way, your potato salad may be history but you can tear the table apart and ride to safety. All but that sixth person… that guy’s screwed.
Product Page: ($485)
