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Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Nerd Approved in the past year. Enjoy!

Blood Energy Potion: A taste test review.

Zombie Head: Sustains itself with it’s own eyeball juices.

Glowing Body Parts: Illuminate your walkway.

Creepy Toilet Paper Holder: I think your toilet paper is haunted.

Ghost Mirror: Gives you a glimpse into old age.

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flashlight lamps

Under most circumstances, hanging a flashlight from the ceiling would be about as ghetto as you could get with regard to interior lighting. However, these are made of porcelain so, all of a sudden, it’s avant garde.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 6th-12th, 2009:

Calf Plush Home Gadget Bag Barrel: Crying calf gadget cup is completely absurd.

Heat Sensitive Monkey: Has a color-changing perm.

Spooky Tumblers: Your booze is haunted.

Giant Star Trek Spock Peel and Stick Wall Graphic: Finally, Leonard Nimoy can creepily stare back at you as you sleep!

DIY Art Car Kits: Add to your car’s hideousness.

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Need some hands free lighting? How about pushing those boring conventional flashlights aside and lighting up your junk with three ultra bright LEDs and a tuft of pink pubes courtesy of this Playazon Merkin Flashlight? You can rename your genitals “Crotch Cousteau” and allow them to blaze an uncharted path from the bed to the bathroom without waking your partner. Plus you get a second set of forbidden fur in “Arctic White” for you older folk who want the carpet to match the drapes. Yup, crotch lighting is all about inclusion.

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tobacco-pipe-led-torch

No, this isn’t a cigarette lighter that hangs from your cellphone, it’s actually just a LED flashlight. Why it is shaped like a pipe with a cigarette dangling from it is beyond me.

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ladybird-usb

This ladybug or “Ladybird” as it were, will integrate with flash drives, SD card readers (upt to 4GB) and 5-pin data cable. It also features a UV light that can be used as a flashlight or a means of detecting counterfeit money. And the best part is that you can take her home for only $10. Careful though, I doubt she even uses protection.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of February 2nd-8th, 2009:

Contest Reminder: Win strange toys from Archie McPhee.

Bacon Gumballs and Cupcake Mints: Taste test results.

Souper! Spoon: Speeds through meals like a superhero.

Mousetrap Cheeseboard: The love story continues for mousetraps and cheese.

Evidence Knife: A kitchen knife for true psychos.

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finger-lamp-2

This LED-powered finger lamp flashlights are like a lighthouse for your middle finger. Even when it is pitch black, people will know what the score is. An additional image is available after the break.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 5th-January 11, 2009:

Sabian Cymbal End Table: Turn your living room into a Hard Rock Cafe.

Napoleon Cannon: Blasts a barrage of freshness.

Toilet Target Practice: Maybe now you can get all of your pee in the toilet.

Speedway Gas Grill: Become the envy of the parking lot.  

Flashfrights: The creepiest flashlights ever.

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The next time you hear a bump in the night, grab your gigantic rat torch and investigate. If there is a burglar downstairs, you might just scare him off with this thing. Also available in grub and eyeball versions. As a bonus, there is the Fright Light Sound Fx torch that functions as a normal flashlight, but with 8 chilling sound effects. All are pictured after the break.

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