
Under most circumstances, hanging a flashlight from the ceiling would be about as ghetto as you could get with regard to interior lighting. However, these are made of porcelain so, all of a sudden, it’s avant garde.
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Need some hands free lighting? How about pushing those boring conventional flashlights aside and lighting up your junk with three ultra bright LEDs and a tuft of pink pubes courtesy of this Playazon Merkin Flashlight? You can rename your genitals “Crotch Cousteau” and allow them to blaze an uncharted path from the bed to the bathroom without waking your partner. Plus you get a second set of forbidden fur in “Arctic White” for you older folk who want the carpet to match the drapes. Yup, crotch lighting is all about inclusion.
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No, this isn’t a cigarette lighter that hangs from your cellphone, it’s actually just a LED flashlight. Why it is shaped like a pipe with a cigarette dangling from it is beyond me.
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This ladybug or “Ladybird” as it were, will integrate with flash drives, SD card readers (upt to 4GB) and 5-pin data cable. It also features a UV light that can be used as a flashlight or a means of detecting counterfeit money. And the best part is that you can take her home for only $10. Careful though, I doubt she even uses protection.
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This LED-powered finger lamp flashlights are like a lighthouse for your middle finger. Even when it is pitch black, people will know what the score is. An additional image is available after the break.
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The next time you hear a bump in the night, grab your gigantic rat torch and investigate. If there is a burglar downstairs, you might just scare him off with this thing. Also available in grub and eyeball versions. As a bonus, there is the Fright Light Sound Fx torch that functions as a normal flashlight, but with 8 chilling sound effects. All are pictured after the break.
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