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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Reindeer Toilet Seat Cover And Antlers Set: This is what happens to reindeer that don’t make Santa’s team.
Toilet Sound Blocker: Maintains your dignity.
Santa Pants Wine Bottle Holders: Santa has something in his pants for you.
iPhone Decals: Give your phone a serious downgrade.
Burger Sponge: Rub-a-dub-dub, I’m bathing with burgers in the tub.
What could be more dysfunctional than hiding liquor inside a Christmas ornament? If you happen to live with someone with a drinking problem, and your tree smells like booze, you can catch them in the act by covering the tree in bell ornaments. Every time a bell rings, someone is getting loaded.
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You may hate books, but it’s still possible to own some that won’t teach you a thing and serve a purpose other than hiding flasks; like in this case, where they serve as planters. However, you’ll want to have a green thumb for these otherwise they’re just going to end up as plant coffins.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 14th-20th, 2009:
USB Laptop Table With Bear-Shaped Mouse Platform: The product page fails to mention why it looks like a bear.
Benedictaphone: Your voice recordings from the Pope’s mouth.
Puzzle Pups: Kind of disturbing.
Dancing Robot: Has a strange backup crew.
Boob Luge: Lactates ice cold liquor. (NSFW)
Heading to college with a bunch of notebooks is the norm. And I would have to say that having a notebook that contained a flask may be the norm as well. Not everyone will have as cool a combo as this one, but somewhere along the way notebooks and liquor will collide in everyone’s college career.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 3rd-9th, 2009:
RX Cocktail Shaker: Will cure what ails you.
Light Bulb Flask Keychain: Won’t give you any bright ideas.
The Recordable Megaphone: Preserves your delicate vocal cords.
Beer Can Shift Knob: Puts class in park.
Geek Glasses: LOL…I’m drunk.
A light bulb keychain is odd enough, but this goes above and beyond ordinary weirdness by doubling as a flask. Despite the subject, no bright ideas ever came from a combination of car keys and liquor.
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Pouring hooch into a Coke at your kid’s little league game was never more convenient (or more stylish) than it is with these disposable flasks. Use it a few times, then toss when you are ready for another color.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 1st-7th, 2009:
M1911 Pistol Shakers: Give you a shot of seasoning.
Rocket Beer Dispenser: Gets you drunk at warp speed.
Beer Ants: These ants get loaded while they work.
Giant Condom Pillow: For naps, storing prophylactics.
Assy McGee Ceramic Walking Anus Detective Bank: From now on, buttholes will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
Homer’s quotation on the flask has it just about right: alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems. As you enjoy each shot, you can use a different shot glass—each of which has Homer with a different expression (although those expressions look more of the “causing problems” variety rather than the “solutions”).
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