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Sitting down to eat dinner can also become “Anatomical Study Time With 19th Century Dude” thanks to Lisa Turner’s 10″ Bone China “Anatomica” plate. Of course, for $74, you could buy a copy of Gray’s Anatomy and you wouldn’t have to deal with a set of eyes staring at you from your plate (unless you have one of these). It’s your call.
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As the product page illustrates, the Instant Beach Ball is the cure for everything. It’s that awesome.
Meeting dragging on a bit too long? Instant Beach Ball! Awkward first date? Instant Beach Ball! Waiting in line at the grocery store? Instant Beach Ball! This colorful 12″ round, vinyl beach ball will turn any boring or uncomfortable situation into a rollicking funfest!
Cancer? Instant Beach Ball? Incarceration? Instant Beach Ball! Too few cats? Inst…er…actually this would be better for that problem.
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Lunch Punch’s Match and Munch sandwich cutters do more than just eliminate crusts, they allow your kids to piece together unholy puzzle sandwich combinations. Ordinarily, PB&J doesn’t fit with tuna fish, but they will lock together perfectly here into a devastating pukeular puzzle food bomb.
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Let your friends and family know that their meal was made with love when you add a dash of sweet sugar and stir vigorously with your nutsack. Well, a heart spoon that looks like a nutsack anyway.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Contest Reminder: Today is the final day to win Garbage Pail Kids wall and laptop graphics.
Feature: 10 ultimate weapons for nerd self-defense.
Certificate of Virginity: Gives you a fake fresh start.
The Getty Lamp: Looks like a portal into another dimension.
Exhaust Chopsticks: Shift Chinese food into overdrive.
Kick that take-out into high gear with these Exhaust Chopsticks. When you are ready to eat, open it up by pulling the exhaust pipes from the aluminum muffler (which doubles as a chopstick rest).
The Cat In a Can provides no nutritional value but will give you a pet for those lonely nights. This cat needs no food and no litter box, all that is required to keep it around is proper inflation. No word if there are volume discounts for crazy cat ladies.
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If I have to be overcome by a sudden downpour, please let it be salt and pepper. There is no food I can think of that can’t taste just a little bit better with some sodium added. These cloud-shaped shakers are inviting you to pick them up and give them a shake, if for no other reason that it is the one time you can feel like you have some control over a storm.
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Nice marketing, but c’mon, we’ve all seen kids eat. In reality, that construction zone would look like cleanup after a major earthquake. I bet none of those mixed vegetables would even be touching the plate since they would be busy flying toward the walls, the floor, your head, anyplace but the kid’s mouth. That’s what you get when you encourage kids to play with their food. But I’m sure this is better than giving them one of these. Check out the additional Chew Chew Train after the break.
Even if these boxing gloves smelled of blood and sweat it would be an improvement for your car’s interior. Luckily for you they give off a nice vanilla scent.
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