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Set the timer for any period up to 60 minutes and as soon as you see a big smile on the face you know it is time to eat. This happy looking guy will also give you a polite little bell sound to let you know the time has expired in case you are not within viewing distance.
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If you want to bring good food or drinks into your office and not have them stolen then this Fridge Locker is what you need. Just set it in your office refrigerator, lock it up and your thieving bastards of co-workers will have to find their own goodies. Its portability is both a blessing and a curse: it allows you to use it at home to keep your last beer safe, but it also means that while people cannot steal what is inside the locker, they can steal the whole damn thing and spend their time breaking in.
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Who needs TV during a meal when you can just plant these banana salt or pepper shakers in a giant centerpiece that looks like Carmen Miranda’s head, then sit back and watch your guests search for salt salvation while their food gets cold?…That’s entertainment!
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When you go to someone’s house and spot a greeting like this on their doormat, there are a few things about your impending visit that you can count on. For starters, If you go anywhere together, it will be in a pickup truck, and your companions will be a dog and a gun rack. 2. You won’t go the evening without hearing Patsy Cline at least once. 3. There will be a wagon wheel displayed somewhere on the premises. 4. Someone will be wearing a bolo tie. If that stuff doesn’t get you off, then you can always take solace in the fact that the food will most likely be excellent.
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Thanks to high school proms and sitcom dream sequences, fog machines have lost much of their terror-inducing effectiveness. However, you can still nip that f’er in the bud by adding some “Creepy Crypt” or “Moldy Morgue” scents which will apparently restore the Halloween vibe by making your fog smell like a corpse. It should be an improvement over the smell of rotting food and sweat that currently permeates your digs.
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Taking a dog’s food and turning it against him by making it into a bark collar seems almost cruel, if it weren’t for the fact that there is nothing more annoying than an incessantly barking dog. An audible sound accompanied by a shock are triggered by barking. It won’t take him too long to associate all that barking with pain. As long as your pet isn’t a masochist.
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In order to prove that silverware can do more than stab, scoop and cut food, the utensil trio of forks, spoons and knives are on a quest to expand their resume and legendary status by taking on other jobs around the kitchen. First up: wall hooks. Sounds like a long shot, but I’d still give this better odds than Paris Hilton or Ashlee Simpson becoming legitimate “singers”.
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If you’re someone who doesn’t like to waste time with things like charm, manners or respect on a date, you may want to cut through the BS by dispensing with regular chocolates and instead getting your woman an edible sex act that will discreetly tell her: “I expect to get laid for this”. Chances are you’ll get rejected, but the real question is: will she slap you in the face or kick you in the crotch? Hmmm…It’s probably best to wear a cup.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 27th-August 2nd, 2009:
Tile Coaster: What do ya’ know? It’s a dancing drug test on a coaster.
Stunning Aliens M14A Hero Pulse Rifle Replica: Apparently, the most accurate replica ever produced.
Toothpaste Heads: Toothpaste puking fun with Oscar & Pete.
Dog Food For Humans: Kooky chew dog food for humans.
Shark Week Postage Stamps: A marketing attack can come from anywhere—including the mail.
Admit it, you have snuck a bite of your dog’s Beggin’ Strips just to see if it tasted like real bacon. Yeah, dogs may not know the difference—but dogs are stupid. Kooky Chew provides all of the fun of eating like a dog with a taste palatable for humans. In fact, the whole thing is made out of candy. Just make sure to get to it before your real dog does. Mark your territory and remember—you are the pack leader.
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