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You remember the infamous bacon tuxedo right? The image above has made the rounds on several different products, none of them more baffling than this 500 piece puzzle. It’s only $10 if you think you can handle it.
However, if that’s not enough meat puzzle for you, step up to Sunrise in Meatopia and fantasize about lying in a sausage canoe, lazily floating down a river of gravy with the hot sun cooking the Meatopian landscape to crispy perfection.
If you want to open all your cans and leave no trace of sharp edges, just grab this whale and turn his spout. No reason you can’t combine good function with fun design.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Marvel Comics Slot Machine: Even heroes have vices.
Motorcycle Grip Bottle Opener: Fires up a beer.
Potty Fisher: Another clue you need to change your diet.
Indiana Jones Fridge Action Figure: Commemorate the worst Indiana Jones scene with this action figure.
Super Water Gun Blaster with Cartoon Water Bottle: This squirt gun is a horrifying abomination.
We’ve all been taught that to kill a zombie, you need to chop it’s head off. However, this disembodied zombie head lives on by consuming it’s own eyeball juices. While blood trickles from the right eye, the left eye spins for added creepy effect.
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These gift boxes will give you the best of both worlds. You get to see the look of total bewilderment as the recipient unwraps what appears to be a very odd gift. I mean, not everyone gets a Bacon Tuxedo on their birthday. They may be pleasantly surprised when they open the box and find a real gift. Or maybe they will be disappointed. Everyone loves bacon. Also available in a Gravy Fountain box, shown after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 22nd-28th 2008:
Collapsed Horse Bean Bag: Your horse is as lazy as you are.
Curry Cup Noodle Tissue Roll Holder: Make that tasteful toilet paper blend in with your filth.
Sudoku Ninja Doll: Attacks stress when it least expects it.
Fornasetti Chair: Even my furniture dislikes smoking.
Watermelon Wrist Rest: For screen cleaning and wrist support.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
It is tough to decide which is the more impressive feat that this tabletop fountain shows off. The coffee pot that is being supported by nothing or the fact that the never ending stream of coffee being poured into the cup never fills it. The fact that you have to hit the bathroom every ten minutes because of the sound of the gurgling water is just a nice side benefit.
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Nothing gives a warmer greeting to your entering guests than a possessed girl regurgitating into a skull. The effect can be greatly enhanced by adding a little food coloring to give it a much grosser effect. If this is the type of welcome you choose to give your guests, and which they likely deserve, then the grosser you can make this fountain the better.
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I know it is hard to imagine what life would be like before the creation of the Super Soaker, but pre-historic man was forced to wage their squirt gun water battles armed only with a primitive bamboo pump-action device. Now that is a bit of info you won’t find in your fancy history books.
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What better way is there to celebrate the 4th of July than blowing up America’s public enemy #1? It’s been seven years and our government can’t get him, but revenge can still be yours—six times over in fact! Video after the break.
