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I wouldn’t worry about tainted pork with this pig bench given the fact that its other white meat is actually made of metal. However, your choices in home decor are quite alarming.
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You can choose one of the cute little animal helmet toppers to keep you company on those long bike rides, but the frog and the cat that look like they got plastered to your helmet as you were flying along would be much more fun. They aren’t injured at all, they are just scared to death being stuck up there. These would probably give Lance Armstrong the edge he needs to win one more Tour de France.
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These metal whales may not be white, but they are certainly not going anywhere trapped in that Lucite ice block end table. If the price is any indicator, they may not leave the warehouse either.
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The Animal Sounds Babble Ball is so sensitive, even a pet breathing on it can set off a variety of animal sounds including a lion, frog, coyote, dog, pigs, horse, rooster, elephant, cow, goat, cat, and a variety of birds (20 in all). It’s a hollow victory, but it will be a real confidence builder for your wiener dog.
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Here’s something you probably never thought you’d say: “I spent $98 on a glazed sculpture of a frog regurgitating a man’s head”. Thank you, weird contemporary art!
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Memories of high school biology class when you had to dissect frogs may not be on your top 10 list of teen good times, but it is a memory you should keep anyway. Hang up one of these plush wall art frogs who happens to be in the middle of that procedure and wait for the memories to flood back.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 13th-19th, 2009:
Disk Brake Coasters: For mechanics who like to keep a tidy house.
T-Shirt Radio: Falls a bit short.
Final Fantasy Buster Sword Keychain: Won’t help in a street fight.
The Bacon Skateboard: Allows you to pull off a frontside porkslide.
Mr. Bump Alarm Clock: Responds to physical abuse.
At the first sign of movement, this garden frog decoration will let out a “sexy woo-woo” whistle—harassing you, your husband, your children, your friends, the dog, the cat, large rodents…whatever. Sufficed to say, he has problems.
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You play a little Ultimate Frisbee? Yeah? Then get a load of this beauty—skydiving frogs locked in a synchronized freefall. No other Frisbee comes close.
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