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These spilled drink style coasters teach you a simple lesson about cleanliness— the filth you live in is ideal for all sorts of critters. You may not even notice a few small insects, but when you start attracting animals as large as crocodiles, ducks, frogs and turtles, it may be time to pick up a bit. Additional pictures after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 7th-13th, 2009:
New Feature: Show us your stupidest, nerdiest toys and gadgets.
Ultimate R2-D2 Statue: Comes with bells, whistles (and a periscope, saw, gripper…)
Guillotine Ornament: Festively morbid.
Handmade Felt Mice: Your favorite nerdy movie roles, played by mice on a Christmas tree.
Flip Book Sticky Notes: Avoid unnecessary messaging.
Everybody drew lots for Secret Santa and you just happened to get the most annoying person in the office. In this situation, the best course of action is to give a gift that is not really a gift at all. Something like a cheap frog that glows and croaks rhythmically to ambient sound and music when plugged into a USB port.
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This frog looks very normal sitting there on the toilet, though by his facial expression he is straining and in a bit of pain. I guess if you what came out of you was shaped like paper clips, you would be in pain too. But just lift the frog off his porcelain throne and his magnetic bottom will bring a paper clip with him. A desk accessory that is useful while still bringing a touch of vulgarity.
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I wouldn’t worry about tainted pork with this pig bench given the fact that its other white meat is actually made of metal. However, your choices in home decor are quite alarming.
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You can choose one of the cute little animal helmet toppers to keep you company on those long bike rides, but the frog and the cat that look like they got plastered to your helmet as you were flying along would be much more fun. They aren’t injured at all, they are just scared to death being stuck up there. These would probably give Lance Armstrong the edge he needs to win one more Tour de France.
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These metal whales may not be white, but they are certainly not going anywhere trapped in that Lucite ice block end table. If the price is any indicator, they may not leave the warehouse either.
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The Animal Sounds Babble Ball is so sensitive, even a pet breathing on it can set off a variety of animal sounds including a lion, frog, coyote, dog, pigs, horse, rooster, elephant, cow, goat, cat, and a variety of birds (20 in all). It’s a hollow victory, but it will be a real confidence builder for your wiener dog.
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Here’s something you probably never thought you’d say: “I spent $98 on a glazed sculpture of a frog regurgitating a man’s head”. Thank you, weird contemporary art!
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